Ma's smuggling some cakes for me, tips?

[webel]

Hello there!

So my ma's coming to visit me and I jokingly asked if she could bring me a loaf of whacky bread, which she passed up as me being serious and sweetly agreed to do so.

Last I was home (there's a plane ride between my current living and my home, so she'll be getting on a plane) I baked a loaf of bread with a few grams of green and some walnuts + other goodies. When I went through customs I nearly passed out as the security dude asked if it was my bag, I nodded (already playing dooms music in my mind). He smiled and asked where I'd bought the bread (true story), I smiled sweetly back and told him my ma had made it for me. As I was walking away he was describing to his colleague how there were like fruit and nuts and all sorts in my loaf and how he really missed out on good bread. "He has no idea...", I thought.

ANYWAY; back to my ma! I'm slightly worried as she's sort of taking it all very lightly as I keep telling her to take precautiouns.
So far I've told her to do this to mask the herb;
- Stuff a loada nuts in there. Like lots.
- Stick some raisins in it and top it with banana
- Grind the herb to absolute shreds so no strange lumps can be see on the x-ray
- Top it with fudge or something smelly (actually, do this, it'll taste wicked).

Any other tips on how to make the risk of getting caught with the loaf quite none existent?

 

[gioua]

read somewhere on here that sopmeone called the airport to see if it was allowed to bring on a plane.. (not 100% sure if there was merit to that or not)

I took about 40 firecrackers + brownies and some weed when we drove to WA from CA.. CA was the only place which held a "checkpoint" and this was just a waving thru...

still made me nervous but.. for me it's was actualy medication over wanting to get high so I guess I felt it was worth the risk..

would I let my folks get on a plane with it.. NO.. once your on a plane I believe it's federally controlled? so...

 

[poplars]

read somewhere on here that sopmeone called the airport to see if it was allowed to bring on a plane.. (not 100% sure if there was merit to that or not)

I took about 40 firecrackers + brownies and some weed when we drove to WA from CA.. CA was the only place which held a "checkpoint" and this was just a waving thru...

still made me nervous but.. for me it's was actualy medication over wanting to get high so I guess I felt it was worth the risk..

would I let my folks get on a plane with it.. NO.. once your on a plane I believe it's federally controlled? so...

lol from WA to CA that's the safest drive ever.


I don't think airport security will pick up on edibles... just be smart about it.

 

[gioua]

lol from WA to CA that's the safest drive ever.


I don't think airport security will pick up on edibles... just be smart about it.

Yeah but I was still paranoid.. (never even had a speeding ticket..lol and the two tickets I should have gotten I talked my way out or new someone)


We were up near the WA-CAN border near Peace park Arch or something...? and I had about 4 firecrackers with me.. each with about 2.5 g of mmj on it and we pull into the parking lot near a WA park and there are Border Patrol agents there (the park allow free access to the CAN side with very little monitoring.. anyhow.. we pull into the park my Dad is driving (My mom dad and my family are in the car) and my wife has all my edibles in her purse.. we kinda laughed about it and infact I did eat one out there in the park.. but as we all walked freely to the CAN side and back (for photo's) we all went back to the car.. and left.. and as soon as my dad started the car they started theirs..

Now..... my wife was not wanting me to bring them across the state line to start with.. so.. she tosses me her purse..

they catch up to us and pass us..

Kmart made about 30$ in new underwear purchases that day...

 

[poplars]

lmfaooo paranoia really aint worth it most of the time! relax take a tip from the nor cal way chill back whatever happens happens!

 

[gioua]

lmfaooo paranoia really aint worth it most of the time! relax take a tip from the nor cal way chill back whatever happens happens!

let me clarify a bit of the paranoia up... I was a Gov Collector for 16 years.. I have seen the outrageous fines and fees that go along with being on the wrong side of being caught...

That and the border agents were canine units.. or 2 of them were... and I had this stupid knowledge of dogs and knew they can smell pot 10000x stronger...
we all still laugh about that... the best story I ever have was on this trip too...


old bro (never had mmj ever) wanted some firecracker so he ate 1/4 the a full one about .25g worth... waited 45 mins felt nothing (he snuck 1 full cracker) 1g worth and ate it waited and felt nothing he was fine to us at the house we all saw him walk home.. 30 mins later his wife is calling my mom asking for me... (we were visitiing and staying there with them)

she asks me how the ^&%& I could have let him leave the house like this???

he went home 9 houses up ate like a horse and then went nutso.. thinking he was gonna die.. ( I recorded it all or up till my cell died on me about 3 mins worth of A++ material!!.. but its on my cell which is a POS blackberry)

I went up there (as did all those who wanted to see this event) and long story short.. I was with him till 2 am.. hearing this mantra reapeated...

I beseech you, take me to the hospital.... UGhhhhhh take me to the hospital...

really need to find this recording!!

 

[webel]

Lol the stories!

Anyway, if y'all wanted to know how it went; it was all cool.. she brought a huge 2 kg loaf and it's mental potent, hardly smells of anything peculiar so that was probs good when she went through security!

 

[DWiggles]

yeah dogs don't smell catsup... they smell tomato paste and vinegar. But the dog isn't the dumb one in the equation the handler will see the dog go nuts for food and assume nothing more unless youre wearing a hat w/a pot leaf on it maybe! oh yeah, no way to mask the scent not even with my nuts; lmao

 

[poplars]

Lol the stories!

Anyway, if y'all wanted to know how it went; it was all cool.. she brought a huge 2 kg loaf and it's mental potent, hardly smells of anything peculiar so that was probs good when she went through security!

she was teh one going through security? not cool. I was sayin yah if YOU were the one going through, take your own risk mayne.