Favorite lines to pick up girls!!

[Mr. Outdoors]

when she asks, Whats that cologne your wearing... Its called come to me.. smell like cum to you?

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

" I'm not paying you to talk bitch. Now suck that cock."

Works everytime.

 

[kinetic]

Chicks dig my eyes, when I was a younger man and I liked a chick I would tell her the compliment first. Always coupled with the 2nd compliment. Worked everytime.

 

[thatsmybubby!]

I asked an older woman if she could take me home when I was younger..... We worked together and we got off the shift at the same time...She said she would drop me off... 15 minutes before we got off I re-asked her if she was still taking me home...she said ,...yes... Then I responded,.."Where are we going? "Yours place,..Ours my Place?
She laughed...They way she laughed,.. "I knew she was flattered..." She takes me home and I asked her if she want to come in,..and she does and I fuck her..

 

[slowbus]

I asked a older chick that I kinda knew one night in a bar "what she was doing later" she replied firmly..."YOU"

 

[cannabineer]

"So, uuhhhh ... you're a girl?" cn

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

It would really make my day if you could be my stalker

 

[meechz 024]

"I am going to fracture your cunt-bone"

edit; just remembered where I got this from, back in around grade 8 some black guy was thinking of picking up a white girl with this

 

[MyMaineMan]

If you're talking to an intelligent woman that you've known for a while, use the antiquated word "smitten". As in "I can't help it, for some reason I find myself a bit smitten with you". Sounds dorky, but intelligent women LOVE this for some reason. God help me if they ever get together and compare notes.

 

[Derple]

Just being confident/funny worked for me. Never really used any lines, they never worked for me.

 

[Winter Woman]

'Hey, I've got money to burn', always worked on me.

 

[kinetic]

'Hey, I've got money to burn', always worked on me.

I appreciate your honesty.
So do you want to help me spend this extra 30 grand I have?

You can call me Larry.

 

[slowbus]

I appreciate your honesty.
So do you want to help me spend this extra 30 grand I have?




after first blow job-"did I say GRAND ?"

 

[Carne Seca]

"I'm gay."

I have them hanging off me after that line.

 

[cheechako]

"Have you ever huffed chloroform?"

 

[UNICRONLIVES]

lemme jus put it IN till the SWELLIN goes down!!

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Not into chicks but the funniest line I have heard in a while was

"Hey, you're just like my baby toe......small, cute and more than likely Im gonna bang you on my coffe table tonight"

 

[chewberto]

Thats a goodie^^^^^^

 

[brimck325]

always sat by jukebox, chicks couldn,t resist. i made eye contact as they came over sometimes saying hello( it's all in the eyes) and they would always ask "what would you like to hear" my reply " your clothes hitting the floor"......worked each and every time.

 

[unohu69]

Dr. G, thats awesome..deff laughed out loud (see i meant it)