Been home for a couple hours now and from the moment I walked in I've been trying to find the turd I keep smelling (I have an elderly dog)... Y'ALL IT WAS ONE OF MY PLANTS! Straight up flashbacks to "my God, what did you eat kid?!?"
Just got back from the Doctor's office. Recovery has been slow so Doc does an ultrasound and finds a "large Hematoma". After discussion we decide to drain it. They pulled almost 60cc of fluid out of my calf!