Recent content by pizzapuffer

i've done it with a joint before that was just on my ear ready to go. another timewhen i was 17 i had a nice dank bud. it was before medical was around the area. couldnt find it anywhere i was getting so pissed. i go to ask my brother if he took it and he starts laughing and says how fucking...

give them the stone cold 'what!?' no matter what they say, respond with WHAT!? they will get furious and pissed pretty damn fast. almost and sometimes to the point where they will physically assault you. thats what i prefer, then i can tell them im calm as can be and you're pissed off so bad to...

you just had surgery and they gave you some pain pills. you really really like these pills and want more. do this right soon after getting your script. find a parking lot with no cameras. look all around on the light poles and on the store front. also check nearby businesses. leave your pills at...

tired of flipping burgers all day at the bk lounge for shit pay? well you really do deserve a raise dont you? are you sick and tired of your big corporation owned work selling unhealthy products to today's youth making them morbidly obese and have a much higher risk of heart attack and stroke...

hate your store job at the mall? sit at the counter all day, go through your music collection 5 times every day. boss is always a dick. they never get you your pay check when they say they will. christmas bonus you get a $5 gift card. store is too cheap to buy cameras. invite your friends to...

slugs eating your plants outside? buy a 6 pack of beer, get all buzzed up. pour some in a cup ouside where the culprits are. they will drown themselves in drunkeness.

you ran out of desoxyn and you need to make meth and you have some lab equipment, pseudaphed, ronsonol lighter fluid, coleman gas, but you dont have any fucking lithium strips!!!! well get your ass to walmart and steal a pack of disposable gloves and some rechargable energizer batteries. wear...

live near the woods and tired of that pesky skunk tearing up your yard. your growing dope so you dont want to call pest control. you dont own a gun because you dont want to be in possession of a fire arm while having dope depending on your state laws. or maybe you just dont like guns or dont...

i actually do this from time to time because i buy shit fruit from shitmart and the flies come with it. one thing i learned though is you actually dont need dishsoap and imo, wine works better because the smell is stronger. seems like stronger wine like 10-14% alochol works better but i havent...

a lot of stores that have phones through out the store for talking on the loud speaker, all you do is press *50 and then you can talk away. you can do it just fuck with customers and such or something much more sinister. couple friends of mine in their younger days had this thing setup where...

anyone ever hear of them? a while back a couple hardcore nerd friends of mine told me about them and how you could basically buy anything you wanted mainly black market. i guess they bought drugs from there a few times. you could get highly illegal weapons and even use it for contract killing...

wow im very impressed. i got vintage 2006 a while back as a freebe and i germed her about a week ago. i didnt really have high hopes for it being a free one but your pics have given me faith. im especially impressed with just t5 lighting. im use hps with supplemental blue lighting form t5s and...

what does everything think of nirvana? i've never ordered from them and wonder on everyones experience. i know they're quite reputable from friends and the internet. just want to compare prices to other sites. thanks. http://www.nirvanashop.com/en/

i'll take a free rep!

maybe it's because i dont have much value for humans, but i'd of shot the stupid migger as well if everything zimmerman said was true. you cant just go hide in the bushes, jump out an assault someone. well, i guess you can, but may might pay for it. a delinquent 15 year old white kid one time...