Stupid females.

Anybody want to help me understand why women like to bicker and argue, for no damn reason? Theres about to be 20 ladies in my life, and i get to keep them in a room. Tey never sass me, just produce the gift of cannabis. Bring on the bitchin and moanin guys.
 

eye exaggerate

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I can turn into a dickhead at given times of the day. She can turn into wonder woman at given times of the day.

What the fck woman?!

:)
 

ebgood

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i cant speak for all chicks but i know my girl does it cus shes always right and i dont listen
 

sunni

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i cant speak for all chicks but i know my girl does it cus shes always right and i dont listen
very true.


ever see a guy "look" for something .


"honey i cant find the keys"
"on your desk"

guy gets up ...stares at desk BUT DOESNT MOVE ANYTHING!!!
"i cant find them"

"right here under the napkin"
"oh"


no but seriously. men are just as much as a pain in the ass as women are
its the same on either end
 

dirtyho1968

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very true.


ever see a guy "look" for something .



"honey i cant find the keys"
"on your desk"

guy gets up ...stares at desk BUT DOESNT MOVE ANYTHING!!!
"i cant find them"

"right here under the napkin"
"oh"


no but seriously. men are just as much as a pain in the ass as women are
its the same on either end
Have we met? Because you just nailed me.
 

eye exaggerate

Well-Known Member
very true.


ever see a guy "look" for something .


"honey i cant find the keys"
"on your desk"

guy gets up ...stares at desk BUT DOESNT MOVE ANYTHING!!!
"i cant find them"

"right here under the napkin"
"oh"


no but seriously. men are just as much as a pain in the ass as women are
its the same on either end
When I was a kid my dad would say "go get the (name of tool) from the garage", I'd say "o-k". I'd come back into the house without the requested item. "Did you even look??" "I looked everywhere!".

Then he'd go and be back with it in like 7 seconds looking at me like I was painting my bike instead :rolleyes:
 

srh88

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When I was a kid my dad would say "go get the (name of tool) from the garage", I'd say "o-k". I'd come back into the house without the requested item. "Did you even look??" "I looked everywhere!".

Then he'd go and be back with it in like 7 seconds looking at me like I was painting my bike instead :rolleyes:
lmao reminds me of my first solo shroom trip, i was just walking through the woods and off goes my cell phone.. and it was my dad, "we got an emergency i need your help tonight" i worked for him a lot after school and was a apprentice pretty much for plumbing.. so i tried really hard to get out of it.. "do you really need help" "yeah ill be there" lol. TRIPPING MY BRAINS OUT in some random persons basement. my dad pretty much sent to do weird stuff, cut pvc and shit. easy stuff but when we loaded all back up into the plumbing truck, he goes... "its been so long since ive eaten mushrooms" wtf how did he know? thtis was when i was like 16 and before i knew i couldnt get away with shit because my dad has already done it all lmao
 

pizzapuffer

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Anybody want to help me understand why women like to bicker and argue, for no damn reason? Theres about to be 20 ladies in my life, and i get to keep them in a room. Tey never sass me, just produce the gift of cannabis. Bring on the bitchin and moanin guys.
give them the stone cold 'what!?' no matter what they say, respond with WHAT!?

they will get furious and pissed pretty damn fast. almost and sometimes to the point where they will physically assault you. thats what i prefer, then i can tell them im calm as can be and you're pissed off so bad to the point of being violent. have you no self control? they try and use the excuse you're totally being immature. you can respond with a WHAT!? or you can respond by saying im the immature one? you're the one that does nothing bit pick fights and bring violence to the table. i think im gonna find a real woman who appreciates all the things i do for her and communicates in a civil manner when there is a problem. now get the fuck out of my house you worthless cunt and have fun finding a job. leave now before our once consensual sex turns into rape.

i actually did that once except i didnt kick her out nor did i say any of that ending stuff to her. i wanted to at the time but glad i didnt.

the best part is when they try and fail to get a restraining order yet they're the ones that drive by your house 10 times a day.
 

pizzapuffer

Active Member
The best is when I look for my shades for 10 mins and they are on my head :dunce:
i've done it with a joint before that was just on my ear ready to go. another timewhen i was 17 i had a nice dank bud. it was before medical was around the area. couldnt find it anywhere i was getting so pissed. i go to ask my brother if he took it and he starts laughing and says how fucking high are you? dont you remember we smoked it after i packed that bong up. suddenly it all came back to me. i completely forgot about smoking for a couple minutes LOL.
 

Granny weed

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Anybody want to help me understand why women like to bicker and argue, for no damn reason? Theres about to be 20 ladies in my life, and i get to keep them in a room. Tey never sass me, just produce the gift of cannabis. Bring on the bitchin and moanin guys.
Their is always a reason why! Its just you guys are so far up your own asses you can't see it, just like you can't see anything you are looking for.:roll:
 

bluntmassa1

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My bitch fucks with me she'll start bitching at me 5 minutes later I started it I miss Mary palm and her 5 sisters they never talk but always take care of you.
 

vacpurge

New Member
women understand women... and they fucking hate each other.

have you seen some of the threads they start??? LIFEHACKS?!?! LMFAO, prime example.
 

spandy

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I have this ability to stay doe eyed and emotionless, regardless of the subject matter or the volume of voices in the room. Long pauses in between someone blasting their rant across a room before I respond, if someone interrupts me I immediately stop talking and let them talk and then once they are done I go right back where I was and start all over again with that same very sentence, even if I am interrupted for minutes and a dozen times. Then they realize that Ive been saying the same fucking sentence, or trying to, for 5 minutes and I have not responded to a single thing they have said. It doesn't take long and they will shut the fuck up long enough for you to say what you need to say because they don't want you to have to repeat it again. But, you can't say something after fighting for it, and then regurgitate it again in the argument and expect the same results. They wont let you do it again, it has to be a new argument/thought, so make your point and move on, don't be emotional and continually hit the same spot, move around, chop them down.

For years I operated this way at city council meetings. Joe Public came in all pissed off and wanted to spread their emotions all over the room, it just bounced right off. I was there to conduct business, not listen to feelings that didn't help the situation.
 
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