Go on listverse. You'll be like O_O. Reading random lists of scary, criminal and bizarre things is actually pretty awesome. Also Seth MacFarlane is fun to google when you are baked. Don't ask why
Those dollar frozen burritos in the red bag are the best thing when you are high. Put extra cheese, sour cream and pace picante. You'll be on cloud nine
The poor guy was just trying to warn innocent people out here. I appreciate his warning bcz it makes us pay more attention to what we are buying. No need to jump down his throat for watching over people.