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_gresh_
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Good share, bro. We're on fire now.
Diabolical666
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I once pissed in my tall kitchen trash can thinking it was my toilet...got stuck, stood upright and was crashing my ass into shit to get it off. Very drunk moment
I break out in hives when Im stressed
I once drank a whole bottle of Sky Vodka talking to this dude Pinworm on the webs in about 6hrs.
I break out in hives when Im stressed
I once drank a whole bottle of Sky Vodka talking to this dude Pinworm on the webs in about 6hrs.
_gresh_
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I ❤ you Dia.
Diabolical666
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Love you too ya Bastich
(1) In my lifeguard test we had to float in the pool for 20 minutes. I fell asleep and they left me there. (I had to climb the huge chain link fence in my bathing suit and bare feet and walk home, my clothes were locked in the locker).
(2) I graduated high school with a 1.8 gpa
(3) Cannabis has made it possible for me to drink alcohol! Prior to that I had an allergic reaction, thanks pot, my liver hates you.
(2) I graduated high school with a 1.8 gpa
(3) Cannabis has made it possible for me to drink alcohol! Prior to that I had an allergic reaction, thanks pot, my liver hates you.
tangerinegreen555
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I once met Peter Fonda at Mt. Rushmore. It was early morning and he wouldn't admit he was Peter Fonda. (His leg was in a cast, he had just wrecked a motorcycle a couple weeks earlier. Jane wasn't with him.)
I once smoked hash with Dino Valente and Quicksilver. Country Joe and the Fish were there too.
I once got pulled over for being in a new truck and wearing a John Deere hat in a black section of town.
The white cop said, 'people in shiny new trucks and John Deere caps don't belong here'. So I had to leave and call the guy I was going to see and tell him he had to come to my house because I wasn't arguing with cops right before a drug deal.
I once smoked hash with Dino Valente and Quicksilver. Country Joe and the Fish were there too.
I once got pulled over for being in a new truck and wearing a John Deere hat in a black section of town.
The white cop said, 'people in shiny new trucks and John Deere caps don't belong here'. So I had to leave and call the guy I was going to see and tell him he had to come to my house because I wasn't arguing with cops right before a drug deal.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
1) I had an extra incisor surgically removed when i was a kid.
2) I peed in my Lederhosen in 3rd grade. In class.
3) I know absolutely nobody famous.
2) I peed in my Lederhosen in 3rd grade. In class.
3) I know absolutely nobody famous.
jerryb73
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Asshole..
OrganicGorilla
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1. I like the smell of my own farts
2. I like to treat myself to an escort once in a blue moon
3. I used to steal my dads Penthouse and Playboys before I was 12
2. I like to treat myself to an escort once in a blue moon
3. I used to steal my dads Penthouse and Playboys before I was 12
Bob Zmuda
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-I once beer bonged a bottle of Chardonnay
-I have a wu tang tattoo that I gave myself
-I punched billy Joe Armstrong of Green Day fame in the nose after he pulled on my friends goatee and called him a faggot (this was literally right before they got huge, at a tiny club in San Diego)
-I have a wu tang tattoo that I gave myself
-I punched billy Joe Armstrong of Green Day fame in the nose after he pulled on my friends goatee and called him a faggot (this was literally right before they got huge, at a tiny club in San Diego)
_gresh_
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Ok. 3 more..
-I have been collecting handcuffs for about 7 years now. Different countries, eras, fuzzy / unfuzzy...
- I know how to turn buds into some fine looking shatter.
- I used to live in an abandoned slaughter house and dumpster dived for 2 years before I found my current home
-I have been collecting handcuffs for about 7 years now. Different countries, eras, fuzzy / unfuzzy...
- I know how to turn buds into some fine looking shatter.
- I used to live in an abandoned slaughter house and dumpster dived for 2 years before I found my current home
srh88
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i recently started hiring new people to work for me..
im still more stressed than ever,,
i once got this cool motherfucker pinworm to go on an about 8 hour rap journey with me... with by far my favorite rapper who has passed
_gresh_
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srh88
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i love you man.. we had our issues but fuck dude i miss you.. drunk me
