About to yell at my plant

Greetings from the third world,

A month has passed since I stared at my closet, threw out all my clothes and said let there be light and there was light; a one hundred watt compact fluorescent light. Shortly afterwards I got a couple of seeds from a drug-dealing acquaintance of mine and threw them into paper towels and said let there be life... unfortunately, only three were germinated.

After reading about different growing methods and mediums, I decided to grow in a Hempy Bucket, however I could not find perlite or any other alternative medium so I decided to innovate. I used aquarium soil, it's not actual soil but tiny round oxygenated stones.

One of the plants survived and thrived despite my constant over-fertilization, it had developed a strong root system in three weeks even though most of it's leaves resembled Satan's claws. It was in a 7 gallon pot, fed with half strength 'J. Arthur Bower's Multi Purpose Plant Food' liquid nutrients... every day! I have no reflector and the doors of the closet are removed as to avoid rise in temperature, after all I do live in the desert.

Three days ago, I pulled up what was claimed to be the original Hempy post, and decided to re-do everything, this time following his instructions precisely. So I transplanted the plant in a 2.5 gallon bucket, filled it up with perlite (I finally found some) and backed up the nutrients to quarter the strength, fed only ONCE A WEEK. I have a 90W UFO on the way, I can't use HPS, it produces a lot of heat and the Government has a zeplin in the sky and a zero tolerance drug policy that includes human rights violation such as torture and involuntary sodomy. Once the UFO is here I'll be able to close the doors and contain the light. My fertilized water has a PH of 5.8 and I water daily with untouched filtered water as per Hempy's instructions.

I'm posting this to seek expert guidance from my fellow homo sapiens of the free world, Did I leave anything out? And does my plant look healthy enough to yield? And when do you think is a good time to flower?View attachment 2438260View attachment 2438261View attachment 2438273View attachment 2438276View attachment 2438277View attachment 2438283View attachment 2438286 Help me O mankind for I have not, a spliff in a month.

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Look this is easy.Listen to me and you will have healthy plants.Can you get to a hydro store? If so ,go and get some BIOBIZZ ALLMIX soil ,also get BIO GROW, BIO BLOOM ,TOP MAX and BIOHEAVEN.Use these products and follow the biobizz feeding chart and you cannot fail to have wonderful healthy vibrant plants.

Now people might jump in say ,oh dont use the feeding chart ,read the plants.But i have used the feeding chart and it works damnit ,it works.The only time it doesnt work is you occasionally need to add more nitrogen than it says on the chart in the flowering phase .This is reading the plant and it's easy to do ,your plants will start getting yellow fan leaves ,this tells you the plant is using it's nitrogen supplys in the leaves because theres not enough in the food your giving it..

there is a chart you can find on the net that tells you other leaf problems ,but if you use all the products i listed you will not have any problems other than maybe slight n def in flower ,which you just correct by upping the bio grow.Oh and get a ph meter and add make sure your ph of your feed is always about 6.3 .After adding all the nutes it will drop to about 5.8 ,so i add a little baking soda.

oh and water only when the pot is dry ,the top will feel dusty ad hard and the pot will be lighter.. once a week usually to start with and then more often as the root system developes.Too much watering stops the roots from expanding out in the search of water and can actually start to rot them.Watering when dry encourgaes a large root system..

honestly though, biobizz ,can't go wrong. other brand soils from garden center is hit and miss .. too hot ,wrong ph etc,.


i speak from experience btw , used garden center soil and ferts and no ph meter , shitty ,dying plants 1 ounce yeilds.

changed to biobizz products ,beautiful plants and 3 ounce yeilds..

i don't trust your piture links btw ,1 post.. you may just be a virus spreader..

Thank you, madprofessor for your reply. However, there are no hydroponics in my country at the moment, I know there is one being constructed as we speak. I'll have to wait and see, meanwhile any advice on what I have is appreciated. Thanks.

PS I am no virus spreader and shame on you for accusing

I tried to look at the pics, but couldn't open them. It sounds like bit by bit you will be acquiring everything you need to grow. But be careful. Growing isn't legal in my country, either, but no one gets tortured for doing it.

How rude dont yell