Accidentally farted on my pillow :O

KushXOJ

KushXOJ

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You might get pink eye tho ...
It caught the entire fart , like I was sitting directly where I lay my head at.
 
backyardagain

backyardagain

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does it have a pillow case? if so just change it. or switch pillows with a fellow member in the house with out them knoing.
 
Ganjapussy

Ganjapussy

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I sleep naked and keep a pillow between my legs, hugging my balls... Long story short I got my own pubes on my face.. Always wash pillow cases everyday now
 
beardo

beardo

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how do Scientoligists get money for Ipods? do they get paid? or are they sponsored by apple? Can they listen to whatever? Or do they have to listen to L Ron? Do they buy them or are they given them? Why are their two different types of Scientoligist? They have the normal looking ones who talk to you and are nice and then want you to join, and then their are the ones who dress like pilots and don't want to talk to you.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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beardo said:
how do Scientoligists get money for Ipods? do they get paid? or are they sponsored by apple? Can they listen to whatever? Or do they have to listen to L Ron? Do they buy them or are they given them? Why are their two different types of Scientoligist? They have the normal looking ones who talk to you and are nice and then want you to join, and then their are the ones who dress like pilots and don't want to talk to you.
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For the last time, beardo. You were stalking Tom Cruise. He doesn't talk to you because of the restraining order.
 
beardo

beardo

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Ganjapussy said:
Beardo your avatar looks like a butt pirate LMAO!!!.... Sorry..
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i would sit on your face and make you lick my asshole and butt cheeks, sorry but I would, all while covering your eyes with my balls, i'd be sitting reverse cowboy style.
 
beardo

beardo

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Carne Seca said:
For the last time, beardo. You were stalking Tom Cruise. He doesn't talk to you because of the restraining order.
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I met a chick who said Tom Cruise would repeadly kiddnapp and rape her, I was going to hook up with her but that was a real turn off, she seemed a little weird, not sure how credible she was.
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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beardo said:
i would sit on your face and make you lick my asshole and butt cheeks, sorry but I would, all while covering your eyes with my balls, i'd be sitting reverse cowboy style.
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Huh. I would have pegged you as the side saddle type. Go figure. :p

beardo said:
I met a chick who said Tom Cruise would repeadly kiddnapp and rape her, I was going to hook up with her but that was a real turn off, she seemed a little weird, not sure how credible she was.
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Oh, Lord. What have we said about talking to strangers? You know.. people stranger than you.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Carne Seca said:
Howdy, bear! :p
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Buona sera, Male de Mer! I'm slowly coming unWidowed ... but am still torqued to spec. Even so I despair of reaching the stratospheric pinnacles of conceptual dissonance tossed off with apparently contemptuous ease by our local titan of whuh? cn
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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cannabineer said:
Buona sera, Male de Mer! I'm slowly coming unWidowed ... but am still torqued to spec. Even so I despair of reaching the stratospheric pinnacles of conceptual dissonance tossed off with apparently contemptuous ease by our local titan of whuh? cn
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I, myself, am basking in the golden glow of Señor Cuervo and a copious heaping of Sage & Sour. I figured a little mischief might be the Cerise sur le gâteau of a wonderful evening.
 
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