Lol, I just read threw this, and wanted to add my 2 cents.
First I'm with you 100%on the name thing FDD, I hate it when people put names on shit. If you are a grower, or know a grower you get stuff from, and you want to use the breeder given name, fine thats ok.(even though half the seed companies have strains by the same name, which I also hate) But don't just make up the name of the week for your buds, or make up a name to sell somebody elses buds. I had a friend that sold, and when he would get nugs, he would always be makin up a name. At one point he had 3 differant strains he was selling, and was calling them like hash plant, fruity hash, and stinky hashplant, or somehting like that, cus a few weeks earlier he had gotten a small amount of what prolly was a true hash plant. The "true" one has a real spicy flavor, and reminded me of hash I've had. All 3 of the other strains were not even close to that first one he got, but people jumped on the name. I just luaghed at him. He is one of those guys that couldn't begin to tell you the differance between an indica or sativa.
Now secondly this whole discussion comes down to one pretty simple fact. If the bag seed you are gonna grow is from a good strain, if it was a primo bag, then you should have a good chance of getting some primo buds from it. If it was from a bag of schwag, its less likly you will get high grade buds.