Annoying Phrases

I hate when people say "my bad" or "uber".

I make it known that "uber" is the fucking dumbest word ever. Leave the word to people who actually speak german.

And that < really ticks me off.

"aint nothin to it, but to do it" no fucking way? youre kidding me?!

remember pager code days? off subject but im talkative... LOL

Glad to see this thread still alive!

I just remembered one from my school days that used to piss me off...

someone asks you around lunch time: "are you hungry?"
you reply: "absolutely" or something similar
They respond back: "then eat a dick!"

imagine how annoying that gets when you can't even say out loud that youre hungry because someone is guaranteed to tell you to eat a dick. How stupid is that?

your mom got hella old

in school people used "grimy season, tell me why, breh," etc....... all fucking gay

lol grimy season?

idk how to explain it....

some help you are.

its an old phrase, from like two years ago. usually means like the person thinks someone is acting grimy, i.e. like being fucked up, snitching, talking shit, etc...

it was fucking lame

I'm from the government, I'm here to help. . .

lol. i just came up with a new phrase...cock blocked.(new term) when a man cant get erect. so instead if saying erectile dysfunction they can say
"Aww shucks, i have been cock bkocked!"

damn, you're an innovater

Urca said:

damn, you're an innovater

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bahahaha thanks, im high. I think better high.

bigbillyrocka said:

lol. i just came up with a new phrase...cock blocked.(new term) when a man cant get erect. so instead if saying erectile dysfunction they can say
"Aww shucks, i have been cock bkocked!"

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You've been beaten to it.
From the Urban Dictionary:
cock block
November 11, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

GreatwhiteNorth said:

You've been beaten to it.
From the Urban Dictionary:
cock block
November 11, 2009 Urban Word of the Day
One who prevents another from scoring sexually.

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not how i mean. i mean like impotent. COck blocked. lol

bigbillyrocka said:

not how i mean. i mean like impotent. COck blocked. lol

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maybe i'm need to go smoke, well, i know i do, but i'm not really understanding your definition of cock blocked as i don't understand what being impotent has to do with cock blocking, lol... pass me my roor would yah? lol..

eso que ni que

olylifter420 said:

eso que ni que

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That goes without saying.

cause your cock just blocked your own chances.... get it?!

no, sorry, :-/