Dude fuck yeah! That shits rediculous. Gimme a sec to think of some, say yours
okay

basically, i went to a party in a field(kind of a campout thing), and i had nothing to drink or *ahem* consume, so i just decided to say "ohhh mann, i wish i had something to take" and some girl popped up out of nowhere and said "and this is where i come in" so me and a couple of my mates followed her, and she had 3g of the stuff, and put it nearly all into the bowl of a huge bong, (at this point i had dabbled with it a couple of times, hadnt felt much) so i took 3 consecutive massive bong hits

thinking ive done so much weed, it cant be that different? and i was so wrong

me and 1 of my mates jumped out the tent, thought we were speedwalking, but we were walking at snails pace, people were shouting at us asking what we were doing and we couldnt hear them, we walked through a field, and the ground felt like knives stabbing into out feet, then we got to the road, where i hit a peak, we walked up the road, and i got major de'ja vu, seeing the same lamp post and patch on the ground after another, feeling i was stuck in a neverending loop, i tried to seek help from my friend, but i started speaking a different language, i said "Ali hadda yaka makka"? then his face started to melt? so i grabbed him, shouted run, then, he said he couldnt, so i sprinted away, eventually getting a lift home... long story short, i tripped balls, and have been trying new legal highs since, just to see what there like

.. your turn
