Anyone else have the shittiest luck with bag seeds?

I haven't gotten a seed yet from anything i've grown, which has been 'tick' "real nice" (christmas vacation), but you know the random stuff from drug dealer number 432 that knocks your dick in the dirt and it has a few seeds in an ounce you bet your ass i'm throwing them in a bucket. I've had the pleasure of finishing ONE female bag seed in the past 2-3 years out of probably 15 attempts. You know who i blame? commies.

My first grow was bag seed. I had about 20 seeds, and I popped them all, thinking that 1) not that many would germinate and 2) of those that germinated less than half would be female. Well guess what? They ALL germinated, and 15 out of the 20 were females. So I ended up with WAY too many plants for my tent. Learned my lesson.

I guess i have goodluck w/ bagseed. 95% of the time i get a fenale. Either the seed germinates or nothing. Like for instance, i actually need a male. I have a very beautiful headband and master kush fems growing. Id like to polinate the bottoms lol