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OzCocoLoco

OzCocoLoco

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giglewigle said:
lol i was 165.5 at my heviest got down 2 120 in 3 months then got pressured into not smoking went on seraquil and fuck me dead tje mumchies on tjat shit tjanks big pharma bit man some an hoir or 2 of walking lots of water and no suger and bang i wanna go do tie kik boxing or som shot bit dont know if i can afford it im gunna do somthing once i got a job and a car tho
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Try drinking pee
 
ruby fruit

ruby fruit

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giglewigle said:
lol i was 165.5 at my heviest got down 2 120 in 3 months then got pressured into not smoking went on seraquil and fuck me dead tje mumchies on tjat shit tjanks big pharma bit man some an hoir or 2 of walking lots of water and no suger and bang i wanna go do tie kik boxing or som shot bit dont know if i can afford it im gunna do somthing once i got a job and a car tho
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Get some duromine of your doc then go for a 5k walk twice a day...bet you drop 30kgs in 5 months.
Makes u root like a stud to
 
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giglewigle

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OzCocoLoco said:
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.

You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.

Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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bring youre hook and cutless ye filty pirate ill do u wuth an arrow
 
OzCocoLoco

OzCocoLoco

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giglewigle said:
bring youre hook and cutless ye filty pirate ill do u wuth an arrow
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Meteorology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret weather control programs, and I have over 300 confirmed storm predictions. I am trained in extreme doppler and I’m the top weatherman in the entire northern seaboard. You are nothing to me but just another news anchor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precise predictions the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of weathermen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, asshole. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can predict a storm that will kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s before even eating breakfast. Not only am I extensively trained in meteorology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Department of Weather Research and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in the coming floods. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Venus55

Venus55

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ruby fruit said:
Use the pee to mop the floors!
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Hahaha seriously stop! Full mental image of waiting for him to come home in French maid outfit holding mop bucket etc. As he comes in sexily (if that’s even possible)start pissing on the floor. “Oh mr. heart, what a mess”.
Lmao!!! Sooooo wrong in sooo many ways hahah:lol:
* what makes me laugh the most in that scenario tho would be his face!! Haha I could just imagine the absolute shock and utter disgust, quickly followed by confused arousal!
 
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giglewigle

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OzCocoLoco said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Meteorology, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret weather control programs, and I have over 300 confirmed storm predictions. I am trained in extreme doppler and I’m the top weatherman in the entire northern seaboard. You are nothing to me but just another news anchor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precise predictions the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of weathermen across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, asshole. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can predict a storm that will kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s before even eating breakfast. Not only am I extensively trained in meteorology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Department of Weather Research and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in the coming floods. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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cool story bro
 
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