Bartering weed for sex?

patlpp said:
Did you see that episode of Breaking Bad where it shows that blonde whore and shots of her going down on like 20 guys in one day? What a woman.

@Bumblebee - If you touch shit like that you need checked out more than once a year!! If the whores you see look better, so what, they are just as capable of blowing 20 guys in one day. The only difference is your whores may have teeth. (An optional item in that business)
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Honestly I haven't watched one episode of Breaking Bad. Good??

And yeah man, I mean, it don't matter what you do, or how you do it, that chick has done similar or worse with some other dude, and probably even 20 other dudes in that same day! Does she take 20 showers a day to clean her self up? I doubt it.
 
In love with my soulmate...best sex ever!!! Cost...love which I receive in return...value?? Not enuff money in the world...Sex is great but love is da shit!!:hump:

If all the women you hang with bitch all the time then maybe it is you and not them?

But whatever makes you happy you go for it! That's what it is about!

Myself, I enjoy smoking a zip with my lady love and have sex 30 times! Much better...

Namaste':peace:
:eyesmoke:
 
patlpp said:
@Bumblebee - If you touch shit like that you need checked out more than once a year!! If the whores you see look better, so what, they are just as capable of blowing 20 guys in one day. The only difference is your whores may have teeth. (An optional item in that business)

How much ganga for a BBW BBBJ with K9 on the BBW (CFS of course, wouldn't want PITA involved ) ? DON'T JUDGE ME !
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LMAO!!! I've always looked forward to a BBBJ with all gums! I had a friend once told me that his girlfriend pulls out her dentures and gives him the best bj's! She told him "you haven't been done until you've been gummed"!

What? She told me she only deep french kisses me! LOL!!! That's what Patron, Listerine, and showers are for....I thought the same way in the beginning, but I don't look at that now....just enjoy our times together!

Here we call butt sex "Greek"....I haven't bartered for that yet. The girls I see don't partake in that activity. I'd assume it could cost at least an ounce for a stoner stripper/escort that does!

BBW's are far down the list like a plan C or D and I gotta be drunk! BBW's charge less though and are more likely to do greek!

The main point of this thread is that bartering for sex does work! It took me a while to reach that comfort level with these girls. It works good for them, they get smoke and can make some more money with it. It saves me money too as opposed to paying cash for their services! I'm always on the search for new talent!:peace:

Oh, one last thing. Yeah, your right! The drama and bitchin is because of me! I'm just a horndog and can't help it!:twisted:
 
bumblebeejay said:
LMAO!!! I've always looked forward to a BBBJ with all gums! I had a friend once told me that his girlfriend pulls out her dentures and gives him the best bj's! She told him "you haven't been done until you've been gummed"!
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LMAO! dentures? how old is your friends girlfriend, 80? and if not, what is she doing wearing dentures? is she a tweaker or something?
 
i have never really traded weed for anything sexual...


but i do have a story i guess ill share

one of my closest friends is a lesbian, 100%, actually the first attractive lesbian i have ever met


anyway i had to bring her back to her uncles house in san fran from sac, about 2 hours give or take thirty minutes (both ways)

she wanted me to bring her girlfriend with us (i would be stuck with her on the way back)

the GF is a bitch, talks constantly, is generally just annoying and unpleasant


butttttt i was offered a blowjob to take her



i think we all know what happened next
 
Keenly2 said:
i have never really traded weed for anything sexual...


but i do have a story i guess ill share

one of my closest friends is a lesbian, 100%, actually the first attractive lesbian i have ever met


anyway i had to bring her back to her uncles house in san fran from sac, about 2 hours give or take thirty minutes (both ways)

she wanted me to bring her girlfriend with us (i would be stuck with her on the way back)

the GF is a bitch, talks constantly, is generally just annoying and unpleasant


butttttt i was offered a blowjob to take her



i think we all know what happened next
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the bitch took the bus?

:)
 
Keenly2 said:
i have never really traded weed for anything sexual...


but i do have a story i guess ill share

one of my closest friends is a lesbian, 100%, actually the first attractive lesbian i have ever met


anyway i had to bring her back to her uncles house in san fran from sac, about 2 hours give or take thirty minutes (both ways)

she wanted me to bring her girlfriend with us (i would be stuck with her on the way back)

the GF is a bitch, talks constantly, is generally just annoying and unpleasant


butttttt i was offered a blowjob to take her



i think we all know what happened next
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she got back in the kitchen where she belongs and made you a sandwich?
 
In a way were all gonna pay for it..some little,some alot..if thats how he likes living his life then hey!..but personally imagine if u were 2 take 2 ounces and bought a nice girl a ring or chain..shes gonna love u..hands down..and u can always call her for sex..u might not even wanna stay with her but im pretty sure shes gonna be there for sex when u call her..now think about doing his a few times with one or 2 ounces..and a few females..u could have an whole army of bitches on call...thats how i would personally do it..girls seeeing others girls with shit only makes them A.Jealous of the girl with the bling...B.wanna sleep with u 2 get some bling..its a win/win if ur ONLY looking for sex..and im gonna hope if u have KIDS u have that priority in order..sounds like ur spending alot of weed on pussy..i hope u dont have any hungry kids anywhere
 
fdd2blk said:
you could learn a lot from this thread, my friend. ;) :cool: :hump:
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Rofl dude, why are you breaking my balls?

Offer up some dank buds to get some ass from my close religious friend whose leaving in 2 weeks who doesn't even smoke weed?

Put it in context for me, what could I learn?
 
Keenly2 said:
:roll:

you gotta be fucking kidding me
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It doesnt have 2 be jus a ring or chain..it can be a bag..a shoe..i was jus givin an example...IM POSITIVE any girl that brags 2 her friends about gifts her "man" buys her..is gonna have ATLEAST one friend willin 2 sleep with him for a chance 2 get things or have her spot..this shit is proven..all it takes is one mouth jus like growing..how many ugly ass dudes have u seen with bad ass chicks..u think that shit is love? where im from thats a regular..and as long as u have SOMETHIN 2 offer then they keep comin back..idk where ur from but u prolly would get caught up with one of these girls tellin u they love u..and rob u blind..and then fuck ur friend..


O yea..IM not the one with TRADING WEED FOR PUSSY remember that ;)..I kno how 2 play the game
 
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