Best Invention since flavored Rolling Papers

Ok reading a thread in here about traveling faster than speed of light, basically if you read it they made a teleporter. I was thinking why not make a teleporter wrist watch with a navigation coordinate screen. So you punch in where you wanna go or you do a google map quest search for "WalMart" and you pick the closest one and you get teleported there, and theres a home button.

Well lol i was thinking of how great that be but since it involves you departicalziing and reassembling that we would create some kind of mega cancer (lol im super high) . but besides that i was thinking to make the search more detaila nd advnaced so on the keypad instead of saying Walmart. You can do .

"James Watson. Tuesday,april 16th, 1975. Behind"
And what would be cool is not only can you teleport through time, but even in present you can teleport to be next to a certain person, like behind someone then punch them and hit the home button lol.

But something contradicts my theory, once this gets invented lol we will have gone through 500 presidents in the first week.

"I am the new presietn, Al Gore, of the united states"
*ZZZZZ*
"OSAMA BEEN LADIN REVENGE!! *shoot president* *home button*"

LOL HAHAHHAHAH


so if we built these we would end up having to build anti teleportation reciving fields around like famous people, celeberties, and polliticians.

and u can buy these but there free to famous people and stuff.

Now for the litle good this device i made up is good theres alot of bad. Take for Example this.


"Jessica Alba. tuesday,april16th,2007 12:05 am. Shower. Behind. "

lol ^^^ and now jessica alba has been raped

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"PlayBoy Mansion Bunk House. Tuesday, april 23, 2007. 2 am. Bed time, On"

lol and now more raped victims.

plus fellas hav eu ever wanted to be in a short term relation ship (bang for ur buck) just enter her name in, bang for ur buck and press the home button. and ur done lol.


Ive got some people who would love to invent this.

Now for all of you interested in the Tele-Watch , and Anti Teleportation fields for the people that we cant kill or rape so easy.
Sign your name ( just ur screename, reall name if u want) on this petition.

Just copy and paste the new list when u sign it.

Example: whoever is next to sign , im first poster on petition u copy and paste my name and the list on pettion nad add ur name on new post, then whoever else wanted to be added to petition u would copy and paste the most recient updated of the list and add your name.

Lets get started.

FOR SCIENCe ( and free sex, and weed)

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I am starting a petition against you posting anymore until you sober up. lol

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Are you for real?

ya dude im totaly for real this is a great idea.

Good luck with that petition im not high anymore. Im in nor cal too. Really good luck

you know he had me thinking he was crazy till he brought up the anti-teleportation fields.
Thats thinkin ahead!!

we might wanna get the heads up on selling the required "teleportation fields" so we can corner the market

lol I already printed off the book of pages to be signed. 500 pages with 50,000 spaces to be signed. I'll be going door to door shortly. I got the city on lock

It would be a crazy thing to do. I would just wonder what would happen to society and the world if people went back in time and changed it. People could fuck things right up. The would be warp wrold between the teleporation sites and shit wouldn't there be?
See now I am stoned and right into ite idea, lol

lol see i brought you all, in ty panda. and yes i already know about screwing up time and shit by going back. Its like the butterfly effect, and in every other movie, u do 1 thing in past u fuck up the present (future). Which is why there is a timer, a Anti erase clock on the watch. Anything you did in this period of time is erased from time like it never happened.

So say you rape adolph hitler's mistress( forgot her name) and then hitler finds you and messes with his crazy head more. You leave by pressing home button or selecting another destination. And then you go to Menu > Time Log > Teleportations >Does and Donts and then it shows everywhere you went and what you did in those places (if its in the present it doesnt record it unless you request ) And then you can view what you did and select DELETE TIME FILE. and it deletes what you did from your log and actuall history. See how well it works. And this item can only be given to people 13 and older, we dont want a 6 yearold going to visit a hitler party and doesnt know how to press the home button. Teengaers know who they wanna seduce and have fun with.

Now anyone else up for my peittion

Sabud said:

lol see i brought you all, in ty panda. and yes i already know about screwing up time and shit by going back. Its like the butterfly effect, and in every other movie, u do 1 thing in past u fuck up the present (future). Which is why there is a timer, a Anti erase clock on the watch. Anything you did in this period of time is erased from time like it never happened.

So say you rape adolph hitler's mistress( forgot her name) and then hitler finds you and messes with his crazy head more. You leave by pressing home button or selecting another destination. And then you go to Menu > Time Log > Teleportations >Does and Donts and then it shows everywhere you went and what you did in those places (if its in the present it doesnt record it unless you request ) And then you can view what you did and select DELETE TIME FILE. and it deletes what you did from your log and actuall history. See how well it works. And this item can only be given to people 13 and older, we dont want a 6 yearold going to visit a hitler party and doesnt know how to press the home button. Teengaers know who they wanna seduce and have fun with.

Now anyone else up for my peittion

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Okay enough about rape and Hitler, you could do some other pretty fucked up things to people. I would go back in time and actually see how the world was created. End all the speculations.

Chiceh said:

Okay enough about rape and Hitler, you could do some other pretty fucked up things to people. I would go back in time and actually see how the world was created. End all the speculations.

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Now that would be cool! And I'd probably smoke out with Jorge Bush!

AND THE THING IN YOUR AVATAR IS SOO GOSH DARN CUTE!

lol, thanks, she reminds me of a gremlin. You just want to squeeze her eh?

lol. sorry but i would go back and toke it up with jesus cause you could talk to hima bout it all and about him in the future, if it changed anything you erase. cause ur brain will still remember, you know jesus smoked weed.

"Jesus you go ahead finish that off its the last of the weed we got, only thing left is this stupid stack of stems and seeds"
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"Come on jesus hook us up, jesus you did smoke the last of the weed...."
"*sigh* *waves hand over pile of stems of seeds* *produces 2 pounds of the most potenty dank, sticky, oh sticky bud you ever seen*"

Then id go and talk to christopher columbus on his ship and see what it was like.


Btw the watch does allow time travel cause its teleporting just teleporting you to a diff place in time, but not to the future cause its a teleporter it can teleport you to places that have gone through history, you cant go even a minute ahead in time. Cause its a teleporter.

What if you went back in time and found out there is no jesus, or any other type of god, relgion or creator? I want to back to see for myself just what went down. And how this all came about. We could travel into space, go to other planets, check out the universe for sure. Wow, how can we make one of these things?

Travel in Space= yes
Travel on planets = yes
Travel on / in both of those 2 above without a astouranet suite and oxygen = NO

Lol dont forget this man, if you go to jupiter yuoll die casue no oxygen and the planet is all poisoniss gasses. You cant press the home button and delete button if your dead. lol


Another thing i came up with these things are customized to your body so it knows your health, it takes your pulse, blood preassure, respiration, all of that. And since its already so smart and it can read all this (its around ur wrist so go figure) if you die at any time in the past. The machine will read that your pulse is 0 and your blood pressure is 0 it will automatically take you back home on your bed and the watch will self destruct (without blowing your wrist off )

I think i have great ideas ^^ especially that 1 incase someone in past gets to suspicious.

There is a jesus we have documents seeing him.

I would go back in time before dinosaurs i would go back before earth i would go back and do this i would go and view the big bang,and everything happen and i would go so far back intime before anything but when planets first came to mars. cause mars a theory is that mars had life on it (we have found living organisms on it fosiclized) and a meteor hit mars and bacteria living from mars hit earth and live started so i would love to see the before and after math of mars and earth. thats my biggest thing.

that mars meteor is awesome couse no one ever disproved it, everyone just decided to ignore it .

ya some guy was talking about on The Colbert Report a week or 2 back that there has to be life on other planets cause bacteria is everywhere and doesnt die. so bacteria from earth can be transported to another planet, if it likes it it can colonize there, same thing for how we got started. And wahts cool is mars is infact a planet that had something living on it before.

i hope its all dead though. they say if they do find life we wont be able to colonize mars. or even visit. until we understand the danger we present, and it presents to us. whole lot a red tape, then agine it might make it that much easier to make habitable after all the red tape is cleared.

enough about mars lol back to my invention. whos gonna sign this petition for everything i mentioned.

ok i hate to come back to, how do you say, "reality"


but what is this petition for again?

Your saying this can be real?

How?

We can go to space just tell me how this cant be real.

If we can learn how to de particalize and re partacalize (obviosuly there doing it if u posted that thread panda) so theres teleportation, now of course we would have teleportation chambers to show where to re particalize. People think this stuff.

Another idea for the watch if u wanna re partcalize behind someone there is a warning to tell u if someone is already there or a wall or something taht way u dont fucken combined with a french guy or a wall. lol