Best quote of the year!

never interfere with an enemy who is in the process of destroying himself!

wake up motivated to go to back to sleep satisfied.

Hillary is prison food,Trump is raw sewage.

Better be my enemy I'm a deadly friend

i have a good brain and i say a lot of things.

I'm not shaking your hand in a bathroom

Don king

Blazed out of my mind playing worms Armageddon and my friend turns and asks me what the fuck I'm playing and I reply.

Its sort of like church but you get to kill people.

"Never turn down an opportunity you don't understand, Take it and learn later"



..... Richard branson.

then buy an island !!! whatever dude !!

Seeing you licking their boots is cute.

is there any particular flavor boot licking polish that's your favorite?

RIU's very own Rob Roy

As you get older, Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart

"what out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow"

The quote of the year has to go to Hillary Klinton.

"I did not send any classified material !"

Best quote ever by Zappa.

If you want an education visit the public library & educate yourself for free.

If you want to spend years partying & fitting in attend a college .

Wish in one hand. Shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

Blue Wizard said:

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I think this one sums it up

"Now I know whose guilty of these crimes, Arthur Hughes, he's a notorious filibuster". Jonathan Hale as Hopkins in Charley Chan at the Olympics.

"Grab her right by the pussy"
Dolan

"The rules of weed do NOT apply to pussy.... If you can smell it from across the room, it is NOT good shit."

Ted the bear.