Best Stoner Jobs!

lets hear 'em. what do you think the best stoner job is? already have it? lets us know what it is!

well obviously by clicking the ads on this page and getting paid to smoke!

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Games tester

clitoris taster...

a real job for me is a cashier at a grocery store easy always smoke b4 during and after

Muff muncher

i used to work at a grocery store overseeing the cashiers and baggers. and i smoked before, break, after, and was always complemented on my job. i always laughed at the ppl that thought it was way too stressful

For a summer I was an apprentice for construction...didn't like the work so...BUT man o man EVERY SINGLE CONSTRUCTION WORKER IS STONED 24/7. Bank on it.

i would love to grow fields of weed and get paid for my crops under legitimate terms. ah man i hope i live long enough to see the day when that is a possibility here in the us...or hell even just california cause surely that is where it will become legal first if it does....

Drug dealer

internet poker

main job description: creative spot ganja smoker/boatyard slacker
good pay- especially when i got laid off!

Airplane windshield quality controller


I would LOVE to get really baked, and then shoot frozen chickens at 100mph at them.

Graphic Designer. Get paid good to make shit look pretty. It helps to have an ever expanding mind.

President of the United States....

Uhh weed cultivator...





LOL!

what are some chain companies that dont drug test? i need a job and most places drug test i found out. no fast food though. does best buy drug test?

Be an author.

Smoke till you can barely hold a pencil, then write down whatever comes out of your deluded skull. New York Times best seller, anyone?

Cyproz said:

what are some chain companies that dont drug test? i need a job and most places drug test i found out. no fast food though. does best buy drug test?

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dont hijack start your own thead. but yes best buy does. i worked for them... (how old are you? you just found out most places drug test. youve never had a job? or even looked?)


...thats an ok stoner job now that i think about it. during the holidays they order you food. good food too. like portilos.

but the job i was thinking about was cart pusher for a grocery store. youre outside all day and can go to your car to toke up anytime. you dont see your bosses and you dont deal with customers. just basically hanging out all day.