Just a question Grumpy Old D- How exactly do you remove the trichomes from not dried bud without disturbing the bud? I know a vaporizer will remove the thc and not burn the plant matter, but you can bet your ass it will be dry if this happens, so we know that isn't the case here. And if you try to tell me about making ice hash I will hunt you down, find you, then use a spork to do things to you so horrible that some of the plot points will be changed, along with the names of those involved and the gender of the victim, then presented at 3:30 pm on a saturday on Lifetime. At this point your eyes should have healed, so the first thing you will see after your miraculous recovery will be a shitty reinterpretation of the last thing you saw, only you can't change the channel because nerve damage caused by a spork takes a pretty good while to heal. "And how does it end up on that channel?" you might ask. Well, it is because you can't identify the attacker if you can't see, talk, or write- and for all the authorities know I am just a concerned friend. And then, after the movie is over, and the tears have stopped streaming from your eyes, I will lean over you and say "That's what you get for being a lying monkey-fucker."
But seriously, Grumpy- How would one remove the trichomes from wet bud and still make it presentable enough, as wet bud, to buy? I'm calling bullshit.
