Break up toke
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wheels619
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hey dude. sorry to hear ur bad luck with women. go figure they are almost all evil bitches. but honestly bro u think u have it so bad that u gotta cut and drink antifreeze and shit? dude. im paralyzed from the waist down and cant feel my dick. so man up. stop ur bitching becuz it could honestly be worst. when u cant feel ur dick ill give u all the sympathy in the world but until then consider this. next time u have a bad day just reach deep down and grab ur junk and be thankful u can still enjoy jerking off. so please be thankful for what u have becuz i would kill for it. no litterally i would kill a motherfucker to feel my dick again. also ive done the same thing with the cvs bottle as a bubbler. worked well but the internet has many cheap and affordable options u might want to look into for smokeware pimpin.Definitely needed one. I mean, good God, the first time a girl broke up with me i had to go to hte hospital because i tried to drink fucking antifreeze. if i had just had like an ounce or so i wwould have been fine that sumer. i loved this girl and evidently fucked up and she borke up with me todau .so happens i just bought and 8th and have smoke about a third of it and guess what i call it self medication to prevent self harm you know> im a known cutter this should count for medical. man im fucked up. you think im just pretending i know, but im so fucked up. and let me show you how i got there. can you ttach pifcutres to this thinkg?View attachment 2449401 Yes i can. that is a classic pill bottle bubler which my asshole friend * think hes part of the reason she broker up with me) made me months ago, even before i started smokin hreb because he knew i wanted to i just needed to pass drug test for a job a didnt gert anyway, but thats whatever, but i used it for the first time to spare my asthmatic bronchi because i knew i was gona be smokin at least 3 bowls. and it worked great. one cvs bottle, a couple inches of vinyl tubing, electrical tape, 1/2x1/2 female adapter solder and barb, cut the holes, tape them up, punch or melt a carb opposite mouth piece, drop a screen in the top, pack the adapter like a bowl and light up bichez. you all probably knew how to do tht already. thats cool. i just wanted to share my excitement that im not trying to kill myself after a bad breakup. the third bad breakup in a row actually. lol.. god im so beyind blitzedupcked
Hepheastus420
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Rep.. Most awesome post ever.
drolove
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i feel that man. tried repping you but apparently already repped you recently! someone give this guy some rep for me lol
wheels619
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also just to clarify. that shit still gets flag poles stiff and wifey loves it regularly. so to answer the questions some of u may have. yes it still works. lmfao. i just cant feel it.
Xrangex
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Awesome avatar, hope you dont mind dude
like rubbing salt in the wound. that really kinda sucks.
wheels619
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hahaha. kinda but it makes the sex really interesting when u have a submissive wifey.
Hepheastus420
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Fap Fap Fap..
MyPetSkunk
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unohu69
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well shit, i want my rep back then....
no jus fukn wit ya.. thats some funny shit right thar..... but seriously, your post was awesome, cant cry over chicks man. they are there to tear your fukn heart out. best way to get over it is to get another one. or jus say fuk em all together. Soon as i see a hottie i think id like to talk to, "ITS A TRAP" flashes before my eyes... then i fire up another bowl, and pop on RIU...
unohu69
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lmfao dude, you beat me to it. no really, im bustin my gut right now... I didnt actually think the pic was all that funny, till you stole my idea.....
Jimmyjonestoo
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Dude there's enough crybaby pussies in this world as it is. If some dumb cunt is gonna make you try and kill yourself do the world a favor and try again. I mean for Fuck sake dude grow a fucking pair would ya.
Edit....sorry if that's the opposite of sensitive but I get sick of whining ass little kids throwing pity parties.
Edit....sorry if that's the opposite of sensitive but I get sick of whining ass little kids throwing pity parties.
srh88
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thats one sad little man
can't stop laughing at this.
...is he stoned or crying
Liberteriman
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But that's what I mean man. It wasn't like that this time. That's the whole point. That's why I posted. Than and I was baked out of my mind and it seemed like a good idea
MyPetSkunk
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The older you get, the less things like this will bother you. He who cares the least wins. Sad, but true.
VILEPLUME
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Fo-sho.
I was pretty depressed when I lost my job a couple years ago. If I was gonna end my life, why not do the stuff I want to do before I die?
So that is the day I started growing weed
Jimmyjonestoo
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Well that's good then I suppose. My point was that no person man or woman is worth your life.But that's what I mean man. It wasn't like that this time. That's the whole point. That's why I posted. Than and I was baked out of my mind and it seemed like a good idea