Cannabis taste like but hair

I just finished curing my plants, and they just taste like shit to be honest, one plant I let it dry more and the other I left I more humid, just to see which I liked better as this is my first grow.
I don't know what could be the cause, il post some pictures in the comments.
I need help!

Never tasted Butt hair ....what strain and pics pics pics

I would like to see this butt hair smelling plant too. The "shit" and "skunk" smells are already very popular.

MichiganMedGrower said:

I would like to see this butt hair smelling plant too. The "shit" and "skunk" smells are already very popular.

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Depending on personal hygiene Butt hair could smell exactly like shit? No?

Quit sticking the joints up your arse.

Well dude that's just what happens with unhealthy grows.

Good plant health during flower along with pulling the plant at the right time can make a huge difference.

You probably got rot on the inside of your bud then. Hash it all. Try again with boveda or something fool proof.

what but hair taste like ......weed?

I know not

SPLFreak808 said:

Well dude that's just what happens with unhealthy grows.

Good plant health during flower along with pulling the plant at the right time can make a huge difference.

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What he said ^^^^^

Ass tasting weed? Could be from lots of things...for example:
1. Picked bud too early
2. Used way too much nutrient
3. Improper drying/curing method:
If you did not wait until the stems were brittle enough to snap you jarred too early. Leave the plant as whole as possible to hang dry. It should take 7 to 10 days or even longer to dry the bud completely. If the weed in the jar smells like hay that is mold; nothing you can do but dry it out more.

Dank shit

Nicolantonio said:

I just finished curing my plants, and they just taste like shit to be honest, one plant I let it dry more and the other I left I more humid, just to see which I liked better as this is my first grow.
I don't know what could be the cause, il post some pictures in the comments.
I need help!

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Gotta have all the ingredients for a good stew.
Pretty much in this order:
-Genetics
If you jar up some boo boos....your gonna have boo boos when unjarred. Get good genetics.
-Grow
If you have PM and bugs and webs, chop early, chop late,necrotic nutrient burn, root rot etc, your final product will reflect this cured in jars or not.
-Dry/Cure
If you manage to get the first two things correct, then this will only enhance what you already have.
This is also a sure fire way to ruin what you have if you dont do it correctly.

Sounds like the you may have jarred a bit early. As mentioned, stems should snap when bent and buds should feel on the crunchier side.
There is moisture on the insides of the buds (unfelt to the touch) which curing brings out slowly while jarred.

In the beginning I watered to much harvested to soon and jarred to wet.

How do you know what butt hair tastes like?

Mine tastes like a pine nut salad,with chestnut mushrooms smothered in a butternut squash due ,rolled oats in honey in a strawberry air .
Doesn't everyone's?

deno said:

How do you know what butt hair tastes like?

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Easy , just pluck a handful in the bath ,dry for 10 mins ,then pop it in ya gob

deno said:

How do you know what butt hair tastes like?

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Well there's one sure way to tell if you're truly curious

bazoomer said:

Easy , just pluck a handful in the bath ,dry for 10 mins ,then pop it in ya gob

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Yo that shit made me laugh so bad!!!! I'm too high for this shit..

dandyrandy said:

In the beginning I watered to much harvested to soon and jarred to wet.

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I think everyone does.

I still make mistakes.

Everyone licks booty holes