Cannabutter....

MAN! Why didn't anyone tell me this shit smelled so bad when brewing! lol. It's bad in a good way I guess. But ohhhh boy. I feel like a witch over a pot of human blood, rat feet, pigs eyes and rabbit ears. Silently brewing away... illuminated only by a pale candle in the distance as I cackle dryly to myself as I run my wooden spoon through the ever-greening mixture.

ill take a cookie !!

Yeah... I don't know if any of you have been to the Doubletree hotel... but their cookies are the BEST cookies I have ever had and I got hold of the original recipe. Needless to say.... there's gonna be a bruhaha.

Well it's in the fridge. When I wake up tomorrow I'll break it apart, melt the true butter and put it in a butter mold and let it solidify again and I will have my own sticks of cannabutter........ mmm mmm. Something tells me I'm spending extra on groceries this week.

And it makes the best cookies in the whole world. 8-9 hour buzz and pain killer.

stings the nostrils

I made some no-bake cookies the other day. I had a huge Sativa that I had to cut really early so I thought what the heck and water cured 95% of it and air/bottle cured the very top cola.

Anyhow I put about 150g of the top part of the tree bud and leaves together with water and 600g of butter and boiled it slowly for 4 hours or so from a recipe I found on here. With 200g of the butter I made 60 cookies, I finish work early on Thursday and tried one out, tasted lovely and no cannabis taste whatsoever.

I have never come up so quickly, I used to take e a fair bit it wasn't anything like this. I was walking across my terrace and I felt kind of really tired and my head started buzzing like crazy. I remember thinking "What the fook was that" then 10 seconds or so later "Ahhhh its the cookie".

I had to go lay down, I remember talking to myself, laughing with myself, thinking how I really love my girlfriend (which was a lovely thing to think). Every half hour it would get so intense I would get up off the bed and walk about 10 paces and then have to go lie back down again. By the time I was sure the intensity was getting less I was relieved it was doing so Most of the time I was just thinking this is foookin awesome. I was doing silly shit like making a cup of tea when there was one right in front of me. I remember thinking damn I have to wash my TKD kit wich was in a bucket soaking next to the washing machine, then I loaded the washing machine and started it and the kit was still there in the bucket, made me giggle like crazy. I was still a bit dizzy the day after, I didn't like this too much.

Next time 1/2 a cookie for me an for my girlfriend 1/8.

All the best with your cooking.

donnieosmond said:

MAN! Why didn't anyone tell me this shit smelled so bad when brewing! lol. It's bad in a good way I guess. But ohhhh boy. I feel like a witch over a pot of human blood, rat feet, pigs eyes and rabbit ears. Silently brewing away... illuminated only by a pale candle in the distance as I cackle dryly to myself as I run my wooden spoon through the ever-greening mixture.

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Amazing.