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Singlemalt

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #81

I'm runnin outta ankles...oh yeah, I no more hands

 

futant

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #82

MojoRison said:

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They were all out of penises.

 

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gioua

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #83

MojoRison said:

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Heads shoulders knees and toes hands.. knees and toes hands.. Heads shoulders knees and toes hands

gonna be singing that for a few days now..

 

shrxhky420

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #84

MojoRison said:

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after the lil piggie cried all the way home he went and got him some back up!
SH420

 

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gioua

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #85

MojoRison said:

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taking scripture to the XTREME New Chinese Game show..

(also a scripture in Deadwood.. FREAKIN LOVE THAT SHOW)

[h=3]1 Corinthians 12:15-26[/h]New International Version (NIV)

[SUP]15 [/SUP]Now if the foot should say, “Because I am not a hand, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. [SUP]16 [/SUP]And if the ear should say, “Because I am not an eye, I do not belong to the body,” it would not for that reason stop being part of the body. [SUP]17 [/SUP]If the whole body were an eye, where would the sense of hearing be? If the whole body were an ear, where would the sense of smell be? [SUP]18 [/SUP]But in fact God has placed the parts in the body, every one of them, just as he wanted them to be. [SUP]19 [/SUP]If they were all one part, where would the body be? [SUP]20 [/SUP]As it is, there are many parts, but one body.

 

MojoRison

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #86

Next on Surgery with Dr. Shoel
Extreme Footnotes

 

chewberto

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #87

"It's cool Billy! My new horns came in the mail, so it won't feel weird this time."

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 17, 2013

• #88

Training wheels!

 

Me & My friend

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #89

Now that I got a foothold on this position...I'll have them waiting on me hand & foot.

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #90

NOW, NOW you can steer the car with your foot out the window.

 

neosapien

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #91

........................

 

PeyoteReligion

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #92

Tickle fetish gone too far.

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 17, 2013

• #93

He's failed his last roadside field sobriety test

 

srh88

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #94

 

chewberto

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #95

Oops! Sorry kids, Santas candy cane is unusually hard today.

 

futant

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #96

srh88 said:

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Sorry SRH88, tempting as it is, cuz I could post all day on this; I don't post skinner jokes LOL. I gotta draw the line somewhere.

 

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gioua

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #97

srh88 said:

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the sudden realization of what Santa saying Rudolf was Delicious.. sinking in..

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #98

Listen boys, there's only room for one more gift in Santa's sleigh

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #99

futant said:

Sorry SRH88, tempting as it is, cuz I could post all day on this; I don't post skinner jokes LOL. I gotta draw the line somewhere.

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Yeah, I was going to say the odds of one twin being gay is way higher than the normal rate; santa picked wrong and the right one is jealous.

 

Indagrow

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• Dec 18, 2013

• #100

srh88 said:

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Easter 1992