car payment = sex twice a week

i just saw the girl i use to sleep with (no i wasnt paying her car payment.....but she cut me off about 6 months ago and i saw she bought an expensive car she cant afford.....i want sex and none of her bi-polar bullshit and thought outloud if a trade could be met)
and the fact that she gives the best finishing blow job ever kind of has merit.......
and people that dont think we pay for the sex are crazy..........
its a used jeep suv type and this is really a fantasy
she is average looking and body is below average looking but its a fuck i loved and would love it on a regular basis
 
have to say these are some amazing comments.......
needless to say that it will never happen
if it was a weekly car payment i would be game......
i could make a car payment......get dogged.....and no sex for the rest of the month............
ok im shallow..........and oh yea im a MAN.......
 
one thing i forgot to mention is that between my greenhouse full of plants and my house full of grow rooms i cant have a woman over here until i harvest the greenhouse and stealth up the grow rooms........which i cant do with the summer heat.....need to keep it all opened for ventilation
i think my growing has cut off my normal social life because the majority of busts of grow rooms come from people in ur life that turn on u and drop a dime......only one person knows i grow and he is my main "friend" and no family knows either
 
she is average in every way.........and if u put her against a 20 year old she is below average
but the sex was amazing the first time and even better the last time.......
and i havent run into many girls that fuck and suck like her and thank u when u finish in their mouth every time
 
Oh dear Lord...if the pussy is so great, pay for the car then...you've already got yourself half talked into it...go for it.
she is average in every way.........and if u put her against a 20 year old she is below average
but the sex was amazing the first time and even better the last time.......
and i havent run into many girls that fuck and suck like her and thank u when u finish in their mouth every time
 
she is average in every way.........and if u put her against a 20 year old she is below average
but the sex was amazing the first time and even better the last time.......
and i havent run into many girls that fuck and suck like her and thank u when u finish in their mouth every time
Well hmmm,if this is how it is you may just be able to squeak by with a burger or a nice watch.I wouldn't pay anything unless the woman was extra ordinary in looks and performance.
 
I agree with pookie, I wouldn't pay no more than a cheeseburger for some below average pussy. You're doing it wrong man!
 
isn't that essentially another form of prostitution?

And +rep to the guy saying tap that ass hahah!

i have yet to find a female who does not engage in some form of prostitution with every guy she dates/bangs/uses until he realizes isn't going to date or bang. i don't care what they say everybody pays for sex.
 
i said the girl is average but the sex is above and the oral is the best ive had hands down.........she has a gift and finishing in her mouth is my favorite thing in the world......
im pretty sure this is just a random sick thought im my head
ill find a few girls in the new restaurant to give it up .....many skanks to choose from
 
Unless the girl was young, real hot with itty bitty titties and a tiny hiney and could suck start a Harley, I would rather jerk off and buy myself a new car.
 
i have yet to find a female who does not engage in some form of prostitution with every guy she dates/bangs/uses until he realizes isn't going to date or bang. i don't care what they say everybody pays for sex.

Very true, and free sex is usually the most expensive. In my experience anyhow.
 
The worst woman i've slept with had had sex with 16 other guys before me..She only told me AFTER we had unprotected sex.

Chlamydia anyone?


I know i hated life after that bitch. ;)

But i'm all clean now. -hurrah's-
 
u would have to be carefull... what if u buy a car for her and she doesnt give u sex...... then what...

no sex and left with a car loan.
 
like i said she always owns the car
we havenet talked much lately
this was just a sick perverse thought in my head
im a rest businees person so of course im fucked up lol
might be getting laid tonight........too bad shes not hot at all......guess when the rooms dark and her mouth is warm and wet nothing else matters.........
 
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