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Eastownclan

Eastownclan

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Recipe for Ass glass aka trash dabs aka resin ISO.
This recipe is straight up the worst, I figured it belongs on this thread. Make safely. The only thing worse than dying is dying while making this recipe.

1. Gather up dirty smoking utensils - the more resin the better.
2. Get a bowl of 91% or more isopropyl alcohol (use a Pyrex bowl, or plastic if you really care about nothing in life)
3. Using a poker or a small bottle brush, start scraping the resin out of the glass pieces, making sure to collect all the nasty bits in the alcohol.
4. Keep scraping and cleaning til your glass pieces are clean and the alcohol is filthy.
5. Agitate mixture, making sure to break down any chucks as much as possible. I like to let the mix rest for a half hour before the next step.
6. Pour dirty alcohol through a coffee filter to remove any remaining chunks or debris.
7. Pour alcohol mixture into a flat glass pan (I use a Pyrex pie pan).
8. Place the pie pan of alcohol in a sunny and breezy outdoor location, or alternatively, cook the alcohol off over medium low heat on a stove **** I don’t care about your lungs but I do care about your life. Please don’t blow yourself up during this step*****
9 if left outside, after a day or so the alcohol will be gone, if inside on a stove, it takes maybe a half hour. Drop a teaspoon of water in the pan when the liquid is almost gone (on the stove to help steam off the last of the alcohol.
10.There should be a fine translucent black glaze over the pie plate. Scrape up the resin extract with a straight razor blade.
11.Now you have trash dabs. Tastes like resin, smells like resin, gets you as high as any dab.

Don’t thank me for this recipe. If you find yourself making this recipe, it might be time to reflect on your life choices. Pictures will never be uploaded because I will never make it again. It’s that bad.
 
DrOgkush

DrOgkush

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Eastownclan said:
Recipe for Ass glass aka trash dabs aka resin ISO.
This recipe is straight up the worst, I figured it belongs on this thread. Make safely. The only thing worse than dying is dying while making this recipe.

1. Gather up dirty smoking utensils - the more resin the better.
2. Get a bowl of 91% or more isopropyl alcohol (use a Pyrex bowl, or plastic if you really care about nothing in life)
3. Using a poker or a small bottle brush, start scraping the resin out of the glass pieces, making sure to collect all the nasty bits in the alcohol.
4. Keep scraping and cleaning til your glass pieces are clean and the alcohol is filthy.
5. Agitate mixture, making sure to break down any chucks as much as possible. I like to let the mix rest for a half hour before the next step.
6. Pour dirty alcohol through a coffee filter to remove any remaining chunks or debris.
7. Pour alcohol mixture into a flat glass pan (I use a Pyrex pie pan).
8. Place the pie pan of alcohol in a sunny and breezy outdoor location, or alternatively, cook the alcohol off over medium low heat on a stove **** I don’t care about your lungs but I do care about your life. Please don’t blow yourself up during this step*****
9 if left outside, after a day or so the alcohol will be gone, if inside on a stove, it takes maybe a half hour. Drop a teaspoon of water in the pan when the liquid is almost gone (on the stove to help steam off the last of the alcohol.
10.There should be a fine translucent black glaze over the pie plate. Scrape up the resin extract with a straight razor blade.
11.Now you have trash dabs. Tastes like resin, smells like resin, gets you as high as any dab.

Don’t thank me for this recipe. If you find yourself making this recipe, it might be time to reflect on your life choices. Pictures will never be uploaded because I will never make it again. It’s that bad.
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You must have no friends to give you weed or grow enough to back you up on rainy days?? I mean. Really?
 
Eastownclan

Eastownclan

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DrOgkush said:
You must have no friends to give you weed or grow enough to back you up on rainy days?? I mean. Really?
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Fortunes have been better for me in the last few years with regards to my weed supply, but seriously, I’m a Catholic football dad with kids in super parentally involved schools. My circle of friends have only recently learned that I grow and smoke weed. Prior to legality and my risk appetite the last few years before, no, I had no supply to speak of. Sometimes, trash dabs it was!
 
DrOgkush

DrOgkush

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Eastownclan said:
Fortunes have been better for me in the last few years with regards to my weed supply, but seriously, I’m a Catholic football dad with kids in super parentally involved schools. My circle of friends have only recently learned that I grow and smoke weed. Prior to legality and my risk appetite the last few years before, no, I had no supply to speak of. Sometimes, trash dabs it was!
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I don’t know what any of that has to due with you having friends. YOU pick your circle.

so before your friends knew you “smoked” weed. You would have to hide it being around them because you were afraid of their fowl opinions on you? Or would your son be kicked off the football team? I don’t get it.
Sounds like you chained yourself into someone maybe your not.
 
DrOgkush

DrOgkush

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Just load a bowl of trash dabs in your bowl. Or just resin hit your pipes. That’s what I did in high school
 
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