Chokin' on a big 16 incher

cannabineer

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Great. Now stick it in your butthole.
It will happen. Bottom line. These pipes are typically sold to Tolkien geeks who wanna look all cool like Gandalf, blowin' smoke and dispensing wise phrases. However the lower-end units are shipped with a counterfeit of the hobbits' smoking leaf called "Long-for-bottom Leaf". Few of the underage consumers of this knockoff product can then resist the unbidden but(t) clear urge to stick the pipe into their rectal passages, or possibly they can persuade a friend to help with the insertion when the ergonomics of the situation become clear. The smart ones oil the pipe first.
 
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