Do you masturbate? A poll

Is this some sort of British Canadian thing? Like colour and color?

Very rarely. Like once or twice a day tops.

I beat off in the ACE hardware bathroom just this morning.

Hello, I am Mr. Master Bates, Muster, my brother, is over there playing with himself.

Every month it sucks like "The fuck we use to fuck on the rag?" I got no problem with bloody pussy but no.

Today? Just a little.

no comment

I'm smashed. On my own, house sitting for my mom, seeing double. Lame.

Never Have. My dick skin is tight and smooth.

I've only ever Pinwormed, so I don't understand the question.

Who knew Leffe Blonde was 6.6 abv.. Five half-liter cans. What's that in American?

Do people really do that?

Cowboykush said:

Do people really do that?

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Oh, sure. Usually only at night. Sometimes in the morning.

Well.....i thought about it once I'll confess

Cowboykush said:

Well.....i thought about it one I'll confess

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Try it. It's quite liberating.

EDIT: For optimum results, use a Mainy sock.

SunnyJim said:

Who knew Leffe Blonde was 6.6 abv.. Five half-liter cans. What's that in American?

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about a pound.

UncleBuck said:

about a pound.

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Quite.

Cowboykush said:

Do people really do that?

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Drink Leffe Blonde? I guess so.

Must be a European thing...

Prefer Grimbergen blonde myself.

lahadaextranjera said:

Prefer Grimbergen blonde myself.

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What does HE look like?



I'd drink that.