Do you talk dirty?

Jimmyjonestoo said:

Good lord what is wrong with you people

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Weed. Weed is what's wrong with us.

Carne Seca said:

Weed. Weed is what's right with us.

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I fixed it for ya!

kinetic said:

I fixed it for ya!

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But take off the winking face right? Because he's being sarcastic, so it means he believes weed is fine. But when you say weed is fine WITH the sarcastic winking face, it means weed is wrong. I read to far into it. Joke killed

kinetic said:

I fixed it for ya!

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Funny joke by the way. I told my dad and he said, "Wait, what?" Classic.

Carne Seca said:

Funny joke by the way. I told my dad and he said, "Wait, what?" Classic.

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I'm glad ya liked it.

Kodank Moment said:

I talk dirty to female women, not plants. I'm not gonna waste the energy if I'm not bustin a nut. The better question is....

Has anyone tried using shaft juice to fertilize their plants? Pun intended.

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I bet Fin's tried it.....man, talk about stressing your plants, eh Fin?

Seems like I recall a thread from not too long ago where some guy killed his one and only plant because he was constantly stroking its leaves. I bet he was talking dirty to it, too.

I cuddle up with them at night to keep em warm too.

I throat-sing to my plants. I'm adopting Finshaggy's "stress'em into excellence" philosophy. The survivors will be a good smoke. cn