Drug Etiquette!!!

word to all dope fiends/lighter thieves, as long as you came with one and leave with one its all good leaving with everyones light( on purpose ) is a big no no as is taking a speciality lighter like a zippo or that souviner from spain or whatever...

always clear the remaining smoke out of a bong. Don't hand the bong back to the bong-hit-packer with stale smoke coming out of the top.

and for the love of christ, if you spill the bong, you better be up and headed towards the kitchen for a rag with the utmost quickness. Don't just sit there and watch the stain set in.

Priceless! I can tell, you are an experienced smoker.

I like calling it "headiquette".

I just wish someone had given me a list of these rules when I started smoking. I've been partaking for over twenty years (damn, I feel old now) and I had to learn these as I go. ...usually by doing these faux paus (sp?) and having people either shoot dirty looks at me or school me in what I had done wrong.

I had a buddy crash at my place one night, when we awoke, he said "Hey lets finish that weed." I, being the owner of the weed said, "Hey buddy, once you buy the weed you can tell me when to smoke it." Promptly afterward, I sparked up a doobie and gave him lasties.

noob please read all the growing faqs, and learn them instead of filling the post with the same questions, and use the search also
I take +reps.

Seamaiden said:

A big one for me: Please, would you dry your lips BEFORE you smack off that pipe or bong, not just after? Would you not hand me a joint that's still wet with your saliva from rolling? I'm happy to give it a minute to dry, thank you.

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Dude, I am right now giggling like a little bitch from this one. I got a boy who I smoke with who just can't get this shit right whenever you smoke with him. I used to carry around a cigar cutter and in addition roll the full length of the Dutch Master (clipping some off the side) to where there is about an inch or so of funnel at the top so when I snipped the wet end it wouldn't be robbing us of anything but paper.

7th1der said:

Dude, I am right now giggling like a little bitch from this one. I got a boy who I smoke with who just can't get this shit right whenever you smoke with him. I used to carry around a cigar cutter and in addition roll the full length of the Dutch Master (clipping some off the side) to where there is about an inch or so of funnel at the top so when I snipped the wet end it wouldn't be robbing us of anything but paper.

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Hee! I had to learn my mother about this over Thanksgiving. She makes her lips pooch out and just makes a MESS. Mom! You KISS ME with that mouf. I finally made her hold a napkin and wipe her mouth every time before she took a hit. It worked!

BruceLeeroy said:

I had a buddy crash at my place one night, when we awoke, he said "Hey lets finish that weed." I, being the owner of the weed said, "Hey buddy, once you buy the weed you can tell me when to smoke it." Promptly afterward, I sparked up a doobie and gave him lasties.

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No shit! They always wanna tell you when to spark your shit! lol

Seamaiden said:

Hee! I had to learn my mother about this over Thanksgiving. She makes her lips pooch out and just makes a MESS. Mom! You KISS ME with that mouf. I finally made her hold a napkin and wipe her mouth every time before she took a hit. It worked!

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lol Oh shit! I need to step out and have another one. I think I laughed the little buzz from wake-and-bake I had left. lol

Don Gin and Ton said:

word to all dope fiends/lighter thieves, as long as you came with one and leave with one its all good leaving with everyones light( on purpose ) is a big no no as is taking a speciality lighter like a zippo or that souviner from spain or whatever...

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Dude, this is so not on purpose for me. If I am smoking whit someone who has a lighter, and I have the shit in my hand, I have to directly hand them the lighter and say "Here's your lighter, I still these not on purpose so keep an eye on it." the thing is... I don't even use lighters, I use matches.

7th1der said:

the thing is... I don't even use lighters, I use matches.

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why?

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why would you NOT use a lighter, what if you don't have matches do you us a magnifing glass or something..lol teasing. have you seen the new bees wax rope stuff they have on the market??

nvirgo79 said:

why would you NOT use a lighter, what if you don't have matches do you us a magnifing glass or something..lol teasing. have you seen the new bees wax rope stuff they have on the market??

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this i have been wanting to try. you can get a box and they arent that expensive. just seems like it would make your lighters last ALOT longer which is nice.

icepik1234 said:

why?

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Cause I goto the store and get a cigarillo and a book of matches. lol

7th1der said:

Cause I goto the store and get a cigarillo and a book of matches. lol

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oh ok i thought you were using it on glass

nvirgo79 said:

#6 FUCK YOU GUYS !!!

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#7 Your mom

The circle i hang with always passes to the right.
I started smoking with them that way and just kept the tradition going.
"Be polite pass to the right" is easy to remember when baked hah.

My buddy does slobber all over the blunt, so gross.
I just run a flame up and down the length of the blunt to dry it off a bit.

The thing that really bugs me is when you buy a bag for you and your girl to share and shes smoking your shit while you're at work the next day.
You didn't pay, you don't get to smoke without permission.

Peace, time for bed.

rule #101 dont put gary busey as your avatar

You mean Gary (drugA)Busey?