Drug test help PLZZZZ!!!

Pumert

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so guess wat i found out this wednesday i got drug test the bad part is i found out right after i juh finished smokin 2 jays (literaly the phone rang right when i put out the roach)

so i went 2 the store nd got Qcarbo32 grape flavor

now when i was at the store it was 2 my understanding that it cleans everything out as long as you give it enough time

but as i looked online for it. ppl have said that it only makes u clean for 5 hours

im in such a desperate position i cant afford to screw this up so plz if anyone has used this i would like to know your expierence/method PLZ!!
 

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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First question is how fat are you? (Thc is stored in fat cells)

Second, forget about those "magic drinks". They are crap. If you want to pass i advise you to pick up some time released Niacin, and drink massive quanities of water leading up to your piss test. Also the day of make sure you pee over 5 times prior to the test. Your piss will almost be clean enough to drink ;)
 

ANC

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If you are a daily smoker which you may be for smokeing 2 jays in a row like me... you may have a problem... as they test for THC antibodies... as well as actual THC.
Time to slam your cock in the door.
 

Pumert

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If you are a daily smoker which you may be for smokeing 2 jays in a row like me... you may have a problem... as they test for THC antibodies... as well as actual THC.
Time to slam your cock in the door.
well its actually ben an off month 4 me so other then 2day nd yesretday i havnt smkd fer 3 weeks
 

Biggravy22

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well its actually ben an off month 4 me so other then 2day nd yesretday i havnt smkd fer 3 weeks

Yeah but he's saying that if you're a daily smoker it wont matter if you haven't smoked for 3 weeks. If you smoke daily fro a year, and then take 3 weeks off it isn't going to matter. Your body hasn't even begun to rid itself of the THC yet.
 

Biggravy22

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I know for a fact that If I stopped smoking today...I probably wouldn't piss clean until sometime late this year, or next year.
 

Tryingtomastrkush

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I know for a fact that If I stopped smoking today...I probably wouldn't piss clean until sometime late this year, or next year.
Same here man haha I have smoked atleast a bowl every day for a few years now........


Back in the day though I was on probation and I was on weekly drug tests.....
I used this drink called cleansing cocktail.....It actually saved my ass many many times and I smoked the whole time I was on probation.....

Yall can say those drinks don't work all you want but cleansing cocktails have worked for me and my buddies I recommended them too
High health carries them for around 25 dollars and they give you about a 6 hour window....thats pretty much the best you are going to get for detox drinks

 

Biggravy22

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Same here man haha I have smoked atleast a bowl every day for a few years now........


Back in the day though I was on probation and I was on weekly drug tests.....
I used this drink called cleansing cocktail.....It actually saved my ass many many times and I smoked the whole time I was on probation.....

Yall can say those drinks don't work all you want but cleansing cocktails have worked for me and my buddies I recommended them too
High health carries them for around 25 dollars and they give you about a 6 hour window....thats pretty much the best you are going to get for detox drinks


I've often thought of buying a few just to see if they do work.
 

TeaTreeOil

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Don't eat for several hours before the test. About an hour before the test start drinking a gallon of water and take a complete multivitamin. Ration the water equally into 15 minute intervals. Alternatives for water can be any liquid. Gatorade, juice, soda, coffee, whatever(it all adds up). Piss at least once before you leave for the test. Usually the darker your drink, the darker your urine, which gives good cup appeal.

All the test will be able to determine is you take a daily multivitamin or you are healthy.
 

Pumert

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Now plz if there is ne1 out there that can actually answer my question

(How to properly use Qcarbo32) Then i will greatly appreciate it
 

puffpuffPASSEDOUT

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...it can take up to 90 days to be fully clean of thc


...Also ive done the "water treatment" while at one of my alcohol/drug rehab classes. They sprung me with a piss test the day after i had been drinking and smoking weed for 3 days strait (and i was smoking dank). I drank 12 cups of water in 40 mins and pissed basically strait water. ...Never failed. ..ive done this 4 times in a row without fail ;)

But also to add i was working out 4+ times a weak so i was sweating out the thc, and it probably wasnt being stored in my fat cells like some people who smoke.
 

TeaTreeOil

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The whole idea is your body will excrete a rate of testable compounds per hour(or however you wish to measure). It's a constant rate, nevertheless. Drinking more liquids dilutes this amount below testable levels. Some tests also include electrolyte and other salt ratio tests. A 'specially formulated' multivitamin is the best detour. You piss out a nice balanced urine specimen.
 

jrh72582

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Just buy a prosthetic penis with fake urine. It's impossible not to pass. They even heat the fake piss so that it's temperature is warm.

Otherwise, I cannot answer your question. You're gambling...go the guaranteed route.
 
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