Drug Test Help

Branabis

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My sister who hardly smokes cannabis burned 3 days ago with her friends. She was arrested last night for battery and received a misdemeanor for her actions. They put her in a program that drug tests you. If you test negative on the first test, there will be no more in the future. She is unaware of when she is going to be tested and how the testing procedure will go. I have never been in trouble with the law and have only pissed in a cup once for a job and legitimately passed, so I cant help her out. How can she pass her drug test? I will buy her any working detox, vitamins, ect.
 

andar

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if she hardly smokes then she will just have to quit for a little while after she fails the first drug test. they cant tell exactly when you smoked cause it stays in your system longer than other drugs like cocaine and alcohol. tell her to drink alot of clear fluids like water and juice like cranberry juice.. who knows maybe shell pass the first one if they wait a little while.... they are probably going to be more focused on her getting anger management then on whether or not she smokes pot. your sister should smoke more weed so she doesnt feel the need to beat the crap out of people
 

Branabis

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if she hardly smokes then she will just have to quit for a little while after she fails the first drug test. they cant tell exactly when you smoked cause it stays in your system longer than other drugs like cocaine and alcohol. tell her to drink alot of clear fluids like water and juice like cranberry juice.. who knows maybe shell pass the first one if they wait a little while.... they are probably going to be more focused on her getting anger management then on whether or not she smokes pot. your sister should smoke more weed so she doesnt feel the need to beat the crap out of people
Both my sister and the other girl got arrested even though the other girl started the fight.
 

redivider

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she's gonna get tested randomly. it may be once a week, twice a week. etc...

tell her to stop smoking, and to buy some NIACIN (not the no flush kind). take about 2000mg+ (3-4 pills) and your body will start a flushing reaction, you'll get super super red, and feel extremely hot for about 20-30 mins. it'll make you piss clean for a little bit after the flush ends. this works sometimes, not always, but you can give it a shot. i know it works sometimes because i tried it last week for a job interview, i don't usually apply for jobs that drug test since i smoke every day 3-4 times a day, but i just said, what the heck (not a big company, no record of the failed drug test will ever come up again), and I passed the piss test.....

again, i have to repeat: IT DOESN'T WORK EVERY TIME. I'VE USED IT A COUPLE OF TIMES WITH VARIED SUCCESS. BASED ON MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IT WORKS ABOUT 40% OF THE TIME. THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE A PASS IS TO QUIT SMOKING FOR 15 OR SO DAYS PER PERCENTAGE BODY FAT YOU HAVE. IF YOU'RE A FATASS WITH 30%+ BODY FAT AND A HEAVY SMOKER, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO STOP SMOKING FOR A YEAR, AND EVEN THAT DOESN'T GUARANTEE SUCCESS. THE THC ATTACHES TO FAT, AND IT CAN REMAIN THERE FOR A LONG LONG LOOOONG TIME.

you can also buy synthetic piss and try to pull that off... probation piss tests sometimes have the person looking at you piss, so yeah...

tell her she's gonna have to stop smoking, because violating parole because she wants to smoke isn't worth it, she'll end up in a lot more trouble for toking(harming nobody but her braincells) than for kicking another person's ass....

she can smoke K2. you piss clean on most tests, and most people I know who are in the system just smoke that while parole is up.....the only piss test that detects K2 that i've heard about was from a guy that works in a nuclear power facility in Louisiana, and i believe k2 is illegal in that state......
 
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