Drunken Regrets?

mnbvcxza said:

who? what ?

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He was a guy from a while back. Real small penis. You know who im talking about?

Alienwidow said:

He was a guy from a while back. Real small penis. You know who im talking about?

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i thought it was u with the small peen ?

mnbvcxza said:

i thought it was u with the small peen ?

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Do you know the guy? Kinda hit a neve there huh? You dont know him do ya? You both seem to know five fingered tony.

ZaraBeth420 said:

Went to a frat party in college and had a great time playing beer pong. And a couple daquiris. And woke up with a guy I'd never met. And he was ugly as all fucking hell.

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mnbvcxza said:

lol like 10 versions

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You have 10 stories of waking up hung over with ugly dudes? That doesn't surprise me...

mnbvcxza said:

drink will kill u and blow the world up.

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Not to mention rot away your liver...

Alienwidow said:

Do you know the guy? Kinda hit a neve there huh? You dont know him do ya? You both seem to know five fingered tony.

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5 fingered Tony gets around, man.

ZaraBeth420 said:

Went to a frat party in college and had a great time playing beer pong. And a couple daquiris. And woke up with a guy I'd never met. And he was ugly as all fucking hell.

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LOL.

I've been so high/buzzed I peed my pants laughing so hard, but don't usually get wasted enough to not know what I'm doing…

Now in my sober life? Yes, there are a few regrets there...

Every dumb thing I ever regretted was from drinking.

whitebb2727 said:

Every dumb thing I ever regretted was from drinking.

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Though I still drink once in a blue moon, rarely is it more than two beers. I cook with beer more than I drink.

I banged a deaf mute in South Korea around 1989 during Team Spirit. In all fairness, I didn't know she was a deaf mute until after I blew. Thought she just didn't speak English.

Everything I've ever done while drunk was a great decision.