Finish the sentence above you!

my english teachers breath,16 years ago and it still makes my eyes water.

There are more tokers per square mile than......

miles per square toker?

I must be high, because...

I cant think of a reply......


I like the nasty because---

I'm human

And then god said, Let there be...

plenty of fine fables about me....


I never mean to offend when I________-

jack someone's avatar.

It's just my luck that

... my weldfare check came today

if i wasnt a metalhead id probably be...

fishing in McDonalds...

speaking of burgers, I saw...

2 Muccy D's open and close in the space of 12 months lmao.

Welfare, keeping lazy people......

busy!

Man, if i didnt eat it then....

I must've banged it!

After I found out my...

plants were stolen, I killed myself!

But before that...

I killed myself.

But after that...

I got killed.

but prior to that....

i killed you!

but then who killed....

the potato man????? i need my baked potatoes jigga!

who am i to......

eat mash potatos.

My mate Bodger is rubbish at...........

everything.

My day would be just perfect if only..................

I could find the skins

my garden would be.........

smelling like ass if i sh*t in there
does anyone have...