Flying with weed.

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alaskachic

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You dont fly too far in those little planes only in summer. Most pilots up here aren't dare devils. Besides, mother nature take you out anytimeor place she doesnt care. Dumb dumbs die every year up here just by simply stepping off trail. We should all know the limits. Even locals we must check our egos always!
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

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alaskachic said:
You dont fly too far in those little planes only in summer. Most pilots up here aren't dare devils. Besides, mother nature take you out anytimeor place she doesnt care. Dumb dumbs die every year up here just by simply stepping off trail. We should all know the limits. Even locals we must check our egos always!
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Chica r u drinking?
 
Jimdamick

Jimdamick

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Toaster D said:
Sitting in my hotel and figured I'd share. I'm not condoning it, but I need my medicine and when I fly domestically, this is how I do it. Flown regularly since 2001 and never left home without it.

First off, there not looking for it. At least in my experience. Security checks are for security for the most part. Not saying if your stupid your not going to get caught.

I use to simply roll a few wrap tightly in Saran wrap, and place under my toes, like a bird grasping a tree branch, lol. Didnt need to wrap my toes though, just evade body scans. I wore two pair of socks and always made sure I never had any items on me. Don't forget the sunglasses on your head.

Now I fly with it on my carry on. I pack it in my pill bottle at the bottom under my other pills. Tylenol PM, ibuprofen etc. I buy empty capsules for making pills, grind finely and make travel capsules. Each hold 1/2 a joint. Great if you need to safely (imo) travel with a few joints.

Just read a few posts and there seems to be a lot of apprehension about flying with weed.View attachment 3615199

FWIW, I've also concealed it in other items in my bag, but this one has been a winner for me.
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This is the funniest flying with weed story you probably ever heard, maybe.
Anyway, I was going to Barbados in the winter of 2001 for a week with my wife, and I did what I always did, which was pack a cigarette pack with joints, and put it in my jacket pocket. I roll straight up joints, no twists or blemishes, just like a filterless cig, so they really do look like cigarettes. In my other pocket I had a pack of my regular cigarettes, American Spirit Menthol. So, it had been awhile since I had flown, and I wasn't really aware of the new security measures. Anyway, in one pocket I had 20 joints and in the other 18 cigarettes, when I got to the scanner, which went BEEP BEEP BEEP when I tried to pass. You got to understand this was the beginning of real airport security, and I never expected for the foil to set of the radar. But it did, and with my wife behind me, I started to shit. But, my lovly security officer in front of me, say's to me, "do you have a cigarette pack on you?"
I say yes, a pull out the pack stuffed with the bones, flip it open, and present to her my perfectly rolled joints, thinking it was my regular pack (wrong pocket)
I look down at it, thinking it was my real pack of cigs, and went limp, seeing I had just presented a TSA officer 40 grams of weed right before her eyes, and you know what she say'?
"OK, have a nice flight" and let me walk through.
Man, that was fucking amazing that I presented around 20 rolled joints to this agent, that I have to admit were all beautiful examples of the art of rolling reefer, and I got on that plane, took off and made it to my vacation, and enjoyed the shit out of every one of those bones.
True story.
 
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alaskachic

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[QUOTEI "Eltomcat, post: 12355768, member: 882229"]Chica r u drinking?[/QUOTE]
Uh no i no drinky only lots of smoky! I trying to post a pic not too keen yet
 
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alaskachic

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Checkout my wee blueberry tree the stem so thick! Transplanted this one on 2-15. Cannot believe how fast she grown. It totally makes a difference as I planted on the new moon="Jimdam
Eltomcat said:
Ahhhh!!
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ost: 12355811, member: 548516"]This is the funniest flying with weed story you probably ever heard, maybe.
Anyway, I was going to Barbados in the winter of 2001 for a week with my wife, and I did what I always did, which was pack a cigarette pack with joints, and put it in my jacket pocket. I roll straight up joints, no twists or blemishes, just like a filterless cig, so they really do look like cigarettes. In my other pocket I had a pack of my regular cigarettes, American Spirit Menthol. So, it had been awhile since I had flown, and I wasn't really aware of the new security measures. Anyway, in one pocket I had 20 joints and in the other 18 cigarettes, when I got to the scanner, which went BEEP BEEP BEEP when I tried to pass. You got to understand this was the beginning of real airport security, and I never expected for the foil to set of the radar. But it did, and with my wife behind me, I started to shit. But, my lovly security officer in front of me, say's to me, "do you have a cigarette pack on you?"
I say yes, a pull out the pack stuffed with the bones, flip it open, and present to her my perfectly rolled joints, thinking it was my regular pack (wrong pocket)
I look down at it, thinking it was my real pack of cigs, and went limp, seeing I had just presented a TSA officer 40 grams of weed right before her eyes, and you know what she say'?
"OK, have a nice flight" and let me walk through.
Man, that was fucking amazing that I presented around 20 rolled joints to this agent, that I have to admit were all beautiful examples of the art of rolling reefer, and I got on that plane, took off and made it to my vacation, and enjoyed the shit out of every one of those bones.
True story.[/QUOTE]
Awesome st
Eltomcat said:
Ahhhh!!
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Checkout my wee blue
Eltomcat said:
Ahhhh!!
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Checko
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

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alaskachic said:
Checkout my wee blueberry tree the stem so thick! Transplanted this one on 2-15. Cannot believe how fast she grown. It totally makes a difference as I planted on the new moon="Jimdam


ost: 12355811, member: 548516"]This is the funniest flying with weed story you probably ever heard, maybe.
Anyway, I was going to Barbados in the winter of 2001 for a week with my wife, and I did what I always did, which was pack a cigarette pack with joints, and put it in my jacket pocket. I roll straight up joints, no twists or blemishes, just like a filterless cig, so they really do look like cigarettes. In my other pocket I had a pack of my regular cigarettes, American Spirit Menthol. So, it had been awhile since I had flown, and I wasn't really aware of the new security measures. Anyway, in one pocket I had 20 joints and in the other 18 cigarettes, when I got to the scanner, which went BEEP BEEP BEEP when I tried to pass. You got to understand this was the beginning of real airport security, and I never expected for the foil to set of the radar. But it did, and with my wife behind me, I started to shit. But, my lovly security officer in front of me, say's to me, "do you have a cigarette pack on you?"
I say yes, a pull out the pack stuffed with the bones, flip it open, and present to her my perfectly rolled joints, thinking it was my regular pack (wrong pocket)
I look down at it, thinking it was my real pack of cigs, and went limp, seeing I had just presented a TSA officer 40 grams of weed right before her eyes, and you know what she say'?
"OK, have a nice flight" and let me walk through.
Man, that was fucking amazing that I presented around 20 rolled joints to this agent, that I have to admit were all beautiful examples of the art of rolling reefer, and I got on that plane, took off and made it to my vacation, and enjoyed the shit out of every one of those bones.
True story.
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Awesome st

Checkout my wee blue

Checko[/QUOTE]

Please work on your quoting skills, unless you want a spanking.
 
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alaskachic

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Our stores opening really soon too. How is it? Like $ wise is it dropping due to over saturation of market? Wonder what our little anchorage will churn out
 
Eltomcat

Eltomcat

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Yo, look at me when your talking to me. It's ok. Decent buds, but I recently got jipped. So not sure how I feel.
 
elkamino

elkamino

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cannabineer said:
It's spelled urinal
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My laughter woke up my lady, who keeps saying "What? What are you laughing at?"

But its page 4 of the flying with weed thread and I wouldn't know where to start, so I'm letting her drift back out without responding. Just gotta let you know "spelled 'urinal'" is not going unnoticed. Dude.
 
Alienwidow

Alienwidow

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ODanksta said:
Get one of these co2 oil pens. They look like ecigs
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If it goes through an xray machine they WILL find these and take them out for inspection. I had one in a jacket pocket and every connection we passed through it was found and inspected. It was new so i was ok, buuut they then went through my bags every time as well.
 
bravedave

bravedave

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Amateurs,

My Wife sews. I usually wear my weed. Either piping trim is added to a light coat or
...more recently I made faux buttons using a clay extruder. (Thank you @vostok) A joint will compress into a disc about the size of a fat dime. These got wrapped in saran wrap and taped to a 1.5" cloth ribbon and sewn, strategically placed to line up with the real buttons, on a heavier button down shirt. On arrival I just used a razor blade to make a slit in the ribbon and slid the disk out. I packed a broken down, clean metal pipe in a toiletry bag with other metals. Nail clippers, tweezers, razor with blades. etc. and it was put into checked luggage. Only have done that once but it worked awesome. The next time i can just reuse the slits to reload the shirt.
 
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