Friends unlucky with piss test

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Dannoo93

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So monday my buddy came to work with me and was supposed to piss test to drank 45$ cleanse kit and his test got cancelled and so it was supposed to be today but yet again cancelled so thats 90$ pissed away now my boss says tmrw for sure he will piss but we dont want to buy a third piss test

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SSHZ

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They are NOT supposed to watch, unless there is cause. Something sounds fishy here. By the way, those drinks don't work shit. Better come up with another plan.
 
racerboy71

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SSHZ said:
They are NOT supposed to watch, unless there is cause. Something sounds fishy here. By the way, those drinks don't work shit. Better come up with another plan.
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Yeah.. I've never heard or a pre- employment UA that was watched before.. they're mostly go.to the clinic place, go in a room, close door and pee in the blue toilet ime..
 
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I've heard of guys taking someone elses piss to substitute their own. One medical plastic bag [like an IV saline bag] full of piss, that's held inside a jacket pocket. A tube from the bag runs under clothing to the undies. When 'pissing' the tube is held next to the penis & the bag is squeezed to simulate taking a piss.
I heard this one years ago, so testers are no doubt awake to this trick & should be suss of anyone taking a slash with one hand in their pocket.

One guy was caught substituting his piss because the specimen showed he was 'pregnant'. That's right, he used his wifes urine.
 
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adultswiivi said:
Ya. One time I had to pee in a cup but I had to poop so bad I couldn't pee. So they straight watched me take a dump and fill the cup. :mad:

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Your kidding right? That's disturbing. Man, I wouldn't even let my then partner of 15 years be in the bathroom while taking a dump. Somethings are not meant to be shared, seriously, that's just not civilised.
What country you from? Did anyone see that black women who had her vagina 'searched' on the side of the road at a traffic stop? Lady cop just got right in there. Funny thing is that the black lady seemed to enjoy the experience "Are you really going in there?"......oooh smile giggle. hahaha Only in America:)
 
Dannoo93

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No its just what happens when they do watvh and when its a 5/10 panel drug test they watch im pretty sure...and the kits do work they dont cleanse but they mask.for about 6 hours

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adultswiivi

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GreyLord said:
Your kidding right? That's disturbing. Man, I wouldn't even let my then partner of 15 years be in the bathroom while taking a dump. Somethings are not meant to be shared, seriously, that's just not civilised.
What country you from? Did anyone see that black women who had her vagina 'searched' on the side of the road at a traffic stop? Lady cop just got right in there. Funny thing is that the black lady seemed to enjoy the experience "Are you really going in there?"......oooh smile giggle. hahaha Only in America:)
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I'm from Ukraine and I'm mad high. It just made me remember that experience from mad long ago. Made me laugh looking back at it. Sorry to offend your civilized way of life. :banghead:

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dbkick

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Dannoo93 said:
Usually men are watched while taking piss test

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What? only if it's a parole/probation piss test(but then maybe it is). If not they better be ready to hold it and shake it for me, if you're gonna watch you better be useful.
 
dbkick

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kinetic said:
Are DOT tests supervised?
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Couldn't say either. Last thing I read about testing with an observer was not unless it's a probation/parole thing but I really can't even remember where I read that. It was just recently though. The memory is the first to go.....they say.
 
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If a test is for probation, a work injury or accident- they have cause and will watch you drain.

If it's pre-employment, they will not watch. But, often they give a physical and you need to remove all your clothes and get in a gown- that will eliminate any chance of hiding something before the test.

Peronally, I used my Urinator (look it up) at least 5-6 times and have lent it out at least 10X. Never a problem.

AND, the comment about them finding urine from a pregnant woman- is also bullshit. They don't test for that and would have no reason to. These tests add up cost wise and businesses already gripe at the expense of it all- they're not testing above what's necessary. Another words, they aren't testing for pregnancy for a guy. So, lots of false spewing on here, for sure!
 
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kinetic said:
Are DOT tests supervised?
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not mine.I take one ever 2 years.For DOT ,they don't even drug test.They test you for sugar.I rarely work any job that requires a drug test anymore but I drive truck daily

if you give a whacked sample,then they offer you a supervised test.If you refuse,its up to your boss.I've never lost a job but failed a few randoms
 
racerboy71

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SSHZ said:
If a test is for probation, a work injury or accident- they have cause and will watch you drain.

If it's pre-employment, they will not watch. But, often they give a physical and you need to remove all your clothes and get in a gown- that will eliminate any chance of hiding something before the test.

Peronally, I used my Urinator (look it up) at least 5-6 times and have lent it out at least 10X. Never a problem.

AND, the comment about them finding urine from a pregnant woman- is also bullshit. They don't test for that and would have no reason to. These tests add up cost wise and businesses already gripe at the expense of it all- they're not testing above what's necessary. So, lots of false spewing on here, for sure!
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lol, i was thinking the same thing sshz, but just let if fly.. but yes, no, a standard ua doesn't test for sex of the urine, they're only testing for drugs. maybe if you're taking a ua for the military or a job that needs high security clearance, they might do the additional tests, but if you're applying at walmart, ffs, all they do is the standard 5 panel test, for drugs, nothing more..
 
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