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Rocky Mountain High

Rocky Mountain High

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ohh and along the red wings story, I had something similar but not nearly as nasty.

I was making out with this chick in high school, my buddy had dropped me off and was picking me up.

So we make out, no lovin, and I call for my ride. When I get in the car my buddy is laughing his ass off, or course I'm like what, dude, what?

He then says were you in there making out with Blinky or Bozo?

I'm like WTF? I look in the mirror and my face is covered in the white base make up shit! Pretty fuckin funny!
 
bongspit

bongspit

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Hank said:
I fucked a fat chick one time. Woke up the next day and for some reason i had rug burns on my knees. Fucking bitch gave me the burn to:P I was drinking pretty heavy during that period of my life.

Hank.
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i do not have to be drunk to fuck a fat chick:hump::hump::hump:I love fat chicks...I will choose a chubby girl over a skinny girl any day...
 
Rocky Mountain High

Rocky Mountain High

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hell ya, who wants to fuck a girl with the body of a 12 year old boy?

The best cuts come from phattest AZZES

Who wants to be bumpin that pubic bone all night long?
 
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bearo420

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latinas with a big booty. thats what im lookin for.

and sad funny sex story would be i was on acid with my girl on vacation. so I took two pills of 2ci and she took one. so its like the 5th hour and were laying in bed looking at ceiling and she suddenly wants to fuck bad, but I couldnt get it up. i felt so weird, so bad, then happy, then sad, it was crazy. like im telling my johnson, get up dude look at this young slut in front of you, but it wouldnt, and im like you suck man, then im like whatever, your tripping its fun, then im like no i dont wanna be tripping now i want this puss. and to top it off , this freaky bitch is playin with her dildo, lookin at me and laughing. so im lookin at her, and finally I get hard, made her swallow my cock hard, damn did that feel good trippin, then I boned for like 30 min. so get this, I came inside her and wow. and she says she came like twice during that 30. So I get up, clean myself. turn around and shes playing with vibrator again. im like damn slut and we laugh, and she plays with that thing for like another 45 minutes while im watching and were talking and laughing and tripping. but for the life of me i could not get hard again watching, the 2 pills had me fucked up like 7 hours later. and what a horny slut.
 
BSIv2.0

BSIv2.0

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Gross one...

Back in college I had a buddy who had a girlfriend that lived a few towns over (deep in the country). His girlfriend had a cousin I was introduced to. The cousin and I hit it off at 1st spending weekends together. Eventually she started pissing me off regularly.

So one Friday after she had gotten her hair done all 4 of us went to her cousin's house for the weekend. She pisses me off again.....Later that night we're doing our thing....Im bringing up the rear and and about to bust. I pull out...snatch the rubber off and bust all on her back AND HAIR.

She didnt know I had gotten some in her hair...and I didnt tell her. She went 2 days with my nut remnants in the back of her head. My buddy knew and laughed at her all day.....She never knew why.
 
bongspit

bongspit

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BSIv2.0 said:
Gross one...

Back in college I had a buddy who had a girlfriend that lived a few towns over (deep in the country). His girlfriend had a cousin I was introduced to. The cousin and I hit it off at 1st spending weekends together. Eventually she started pissing me off regularly.

So one Friday after she had gotten her hair done all 4 of us went to her cousin's house for the weekend. She pisses me off again.....Later that night we're doing our thing....Im bringing up the rear and and about to bust. I pull out...snatch the rubber off and bust all on her back AND HAIR.

She didnt know I had gotten some in her hair...and I didnt tell her. She went 2 days with my nut remnants in the back of her head. My buddy knew and laughed at her all day.....She never knew why.
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in the movie something about Mary, when Mary put the spooge in her hair thinking it was hair gel..I still think that is the funniest part of that movie...
 
kochab

kochab

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BSIv2.0 said:
Gross one...

Back in college I had a buddy who had a girlfriend that lived a few towns over (deep in the country). His girlfriend had a cousin I was introduced to. The cousin and I hit it off at 1st spending weekends together. Eventually she started pissing me off regularly.

So one Friday after she had gotten her hair done all 4 of us went to her cousin's house for the weekend. She pisses me off again.....Later that night we're doing our thing....Im bringing up the rear and and about to bust. I pull out...snatch the rubber off and bust all on her back AND HAIR.

She didnt know I had gotten some in her hair...and I didnt tell her. She went 2 days with my nut remnants in the back of her head. My buddy knew and laughed at her all day.....She never knew why.
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you should have told her when you were done hittin it if she was givin you so much reason to be pissed
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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NO GROW said:
LMAO, Did you apologize to her.
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yeah i probably did a little sheepishly, like "sorry for calling you a dirty rotten no good sloppy cunt slut" lol. we were just talkin about it the other day. she said a long time ago some guy was being an asshole to her at a party.and he wanted some ass later on from her. so she took her tampon out in the bathroom and let him eat her out on the rag and then she didnt fuck him haha. i said that is some nasty ass shit and i would never ever eat some raggin pussy.:spew:and then she said remember when your nose blead while you were goin down on me and you thought i let you get your red wings lol. we both got a kick out of it.:mrgreen: whoever earns their red wings is fuckin out of their mind in my book.:cry:
 
jomal206

jomal206

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Zekedogg said:
I knew this gal who got fucked in her ass with a piece of frozen shit:peace:
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I went to high school with a girl who masturbated with random objects....cell phones, hair brushes....whatever

Well one day she decided to use a frozen hot dog....it worked well until the hog dog thawed....and it broke off in her pussy. Well her pussy swallowed the piece of hot dog deep inside of her; every attempt she made to get it out made it worse.




She had to go to the emergency room and get it removed. :hump::hump:

Imagine explaining THAT to your insurance company :joint:
 
BSIv2.0

BSIv2.0

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kochab said:
you should have told her when you were done hittin it if she was givin you so much reason to be pissed
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More satisfying to see her walking around with it....oblivious.

And the "I wonder what they're laughing at" looks should have been framed.
 
Zekedogg

Zekedogg

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jomal206 said:
I went to high school with a girl who masturbated with random objects....cell phones, hair brushes....whatever

Well one day she decided to use a frozen hot dog....it worked well until the hog dog thawed....and it broke off in her pussy. Well her pussy swallowed the piece of hot dog deep inside of her; every attempt she made to get it out made it worse.




She had to go to the emergency room and get it removed. :hump::hump:

Imagine explaining THAT to your insurance company :joint:
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I think everybody had a girl in school that did this. I remember hearing this story 12 years ago when I was in school :hump:
 
tahoe58

tahoe58

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gnarly....or wattev.....you MUST......hahahahahahah......ok ok ok ok...welll you mustn't must....but we'd all like to hear more stories....Please?!
 
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