Fuckin Busted at Work..

So my patient was coming to my house to pick up his AK47.. I put 2oz on the shelf above my coat rack about an hour before work..

On my way to work I smelled the shit but thought I had a little on my hands.. So I got to work, washed my hands and took my coat off and hung it up. Went out back and came back in and the woman who works here was in the middle of telling another guy about the smell and they went all hush when they seen me..

I walked over by my coat and holy fuck it was reeking.. Stinking up the whole place.. I might as well have taken a whole handful of buds and crushed them and rolled them all over my coat. Seriously the damn thing didnt come in contact with any meds at all, just hanging there by the bag for an hour.

I sprayed it with lysol an hour ago and it is still fucking stinking lol..

Nice

let me at some of that! hope they have a good sense of humor about it... unless the coat check woman is mid 40s and single... then you are in for a shit storm from the boss I would think.

so... you didn't really get busted? they just smelled it?

yeah they just smelled it.. That's busted to me..

Lol...................

"Random" urine test coming right up!

Smell that way in pride man!

Don,t worry if you work for Chrysler.... LOL

I'm glad I'm not the only one with this problem. I get this often and often I haven't smoked in awhile nor do I have any on me.

Lol I get busted all the time at work bro. Walk pass my coworkers they be like hey dude "YOU LOUD!" lol I be like "I Know man" and head straight the rest room again rub on some scented oils and im good. I got locks though so I've been labeled a stoner from day 1. I got my card so im untouchable muhahahha

zone5bmi said:

Lol I get busted all the time at work bro. Walk pass my coworkers they be like hey dude "YOU LOUD!" lol I be like "I Know man" and head straight the rest room again rub on some scented oils and im good. I got locks though so I've been labeled a stoner from day 1. I got my card so im untouchable muhahahha

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lol the card dont make you untouchable

No shit, go tell your boss you burn but youhave your card and he can't do shit about it.. I dare you!

Yeah if you think employers aren't allowed to fire employees who piss dirty but have their card, check out Joseph casiias (sp?), the employee of the year at Walmart, fired after he failed a drug test he was required to take because he got hurt. My advice about the card and the workplace is don't show it until you have to. My 2 cents.

Can you go throw it back in your car?

bloodytrichomes said:

lol the card dont make you untouchable

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I know lol I was just talkin ish.

stumpjumper said:

No shit, go tell your boss you burn but youhave your card and he can't do shit about it.. I dare you!

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To be honest, if anyone at my workplace didnt know I burned they are dumb as @#$%. 90% of the people I work with burn so its all good until someone gets hurt really. I do my job and get the @#$@ on : )

Sampras1489 said:

Yeah if you think employers aren't allowed to fire employees who piss dirty but have their card, check out Joseph casiias (sp?), the employee of the year at Walmart, fired after he failed a drug test he was required to take because he got hurt. My advice about the card and the workplace is don't show it until you have to. My 2 cents.

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Well I wouldnt say 90% but Its up there somewhere I would bet. Wait.... Walmart ummmm Im union broham. Im sure consulting would be considered now days lol Walmart that was funny.

People here think I smoke too.

zone5bmi said:

Well I wouldnt say 90% but Its up there somewhere I would bet. Wait.... Walmart ummmm Im union broham. Im sure consulting would be considered now days lol Walmart that was funny.

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f$@! walmart. and schnyder too while we're at it