FVCK THE ZUCK: Facebook now calls itself a government- but you don't get a vote

"Waaaa, I don't like facebook because I can't get laid... I guess I'll go to RIU and have a histrionic meltdown."

Nobody is forcing you dolts to post here either.

Whenever somebody asks me "Well didn't you see my post on facebook?" I think to myself.. "WTF????""" This person is even stupider and more egocentric than I thought they were.

Yes, if not created by the CIA and FBI then they at least love it..

I

sunny747 said:

Whenever somebody asks me "Well didn't you see my post on facebook?" I think to myself.. "WTF????""" This person is even stupider and more egocentric than I thought they were.

Yes, if not created by the CIA and FBI then they at least love it..

I

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So do the Russians. Fucking with American elections has never been so simple, affordable or easy to micro target to your preferred audience!

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/09/21/technology/facebook-russian-ads.html?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email&referer=android-app://com.google.android.gm

ttystikk said:

I never got an account there. EVER.

I closed my dog's account after he started getting notifications about the neighbor's new job... When no one had 'friended' each other. It was all based on surfing his location.

Harley agreed that it was a serious breach of trust.

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You Have 0 Friends is the fourth episode

of Season Fourteen, and the 199th overall episode of South Park. It aired on April 7, 2010

While at Kyle's house, Cartman mockingly states that he has more Facebook friends than Kyle does,

which Kyle is stunned by, as does the fact that Kenny has 62 friends while he only has 37.

Stan arrives at Kyle's house, only to cause Stan to tell his friends that he has no interest in Facebook and wants nothing to do with it.

Kyle attempts to convince Stan of how great Facebook is by talking about its assorted features like a farming game (based on Farmville) and Yahtzee.

However, Stan continues to firmly state he doesn't want a Facebook page. As such he finds himself infuriated to discover that Kyle and Cartman made him one.

Cartman advises Stan to get with it or suffer as someone who has no Facebook friends, like a third grader named Kip Drordy.

Stan becomes fed up at last and leaves to play Xbox, while Kyle feeling bad for Kip, decides to add him as a friend.

Kip, accepting the friend request is over-joyed, and tells his parents all about his new friend's interests and how he wants "the world to stop talking about ninjas."

(http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/You_Have_0_Friends) ....it wized me up

ttystikk said:

I never got an account there. EVER.

I closed my dog's account after he started getting notifications about the neighbor's new job... When no one had 'friended' each other. It was all based on surfing his location.

Harley agreed that it was a serious breach of trust.

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I know we disagree most of the time but it probably isn't smart to announce that you don't use a proxy service.

If you've a good internet connection use a European one, the EU has far superior data protection laws than here and it adds another layer to your anonymity.

ttystikk said:

I never got an account there. EVER.

I closed my dog's account after he started getting notifications about the neighbor's new job... When no one had 'friended' each other. It was all based on surfing his location.

Harley agreed that it was a serious breach of trust.

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Was your dog sad about it?

Zuckerberg is a douchebag. FB is a surveillance site. He stole the code and business from the Winklevoss twons.

T-Bag said:

Next is micro chipping!!

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Bill Burr is like the modern day George Carlin. Carlin was amazing.

ttystikk said:

Remember, you're not the customer in Facebook; you're the product.

For more evidence about how well you're treated as a product, just look at how well Equifax is taking care of us!

Why privacy matters;
https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/2017/09/nothing-hide-really-heres-privacy-matters-us/

And as the article in the OP makes abundantly clear, Zuck the Face Fuck doesn't think you need to have any.

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It's the same with any ad driven production. Do you think the NFL worry about what you think? Beer and car companies are the customer, you are the product. They do keep score. Of how many folks skip the ads.

sunny747 said:

Whenever somebody asks me "Well didn't you see my post on facebook?" I think to myself.. "WTF????""" This person is even stupider and more egocentric than I thought they were.

Yes, if not created by the CIA and FBI then they at least love it..

I

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+100

vostok said:

You Have 0 Friends is the fourth episode

of Season Fourteen, and the 199th overall episode of South Park. It aired on April 7, 2010

While at Kyle's house, Cartman mockingly states that he has more Facebook friends than Kyle does,

which Kyle is stunned by, as does the fact that Kenny has 62 friends while he only has 37.

Stan arrives at Kyle's house, only to cause Stan to tell his friends that he has no interest in Facebook and wants nothing to do with it.

Kyle attempts to convince Stan of how great Facebook is by talking about its assorted features like a farming game (based on Farmville) and Yahtzee.

However, Stan continues to firmly state he doesn't want a Facebook page. As such he finds himself infuriated to discover that Kyle and Cartman made him one.

Cartman advises Stan to get with it or suffer as someone who has no Facebook friends, like a third grader named Kip Drordy.

Stan becomes fed up at last and leaves to play Xbox, while Kyle feeling bad for Kip, decides to add him as a friend.

Kip, accepting the friend request is over-joyed, and tells his parents all about his new friend's interests and how he wants "the world to stop talking about ninjas."

(http://southpark.wikia.com/wiki/You_Have_0_Friends) ....it wized me up

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I met the guy who created Farmville. He might be a billionaire but he's still a first class douchebag.

schuylaar said:

i ditched that place long ago..it's an infringement of privacy.

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Your profile is still there...

I signed up to see the kids pics they posted. I had 35 "let's be friends" invites in an hour and canceled the thing lol. I don't want anymore friends I have two lol.
Edit: and one is the dog.

Facebook? It's the current year, thus it's all about shit posting on marijuana forums. Get with it.