girlfriends cheating

MrMeagadam

MrMeagadam

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so last night i saw my buddie, who is basicaly familey, gilfriend cheating on him i informed him of this today and now he wants blood:evil:. so lets hear what all of you deranged freacks can come up with.

have fun folks
 
Bang his mother :) Leave a note on his bed that says hes to old to be living with his mother and for that ....you banged his mother :) lmao Good Luck with that Brotha!

Peace, Love, and Happiness
 
beat the pair of them preferably together just in case it does go to court (crime of passion) and move on, failing that a shovel,couple of bags of lime,some water and some digging, make sure to get that alibi sorted before hand
 
W Dragon said:
beat the pair of them preferably together just in case it does go to court (crime of passion) and move on, failing that a shovel,couple of bags of lime,some water and some digging, make sure to get that alibi sorted before hand
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the best answer yet
 
MrMeagadam said:
trust me dude just no lol the momma weighs probably 500 pounds and looks like the ass end of a rino lol .. in the end he would just be punishing himself if he did that
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Well he might think you are REALLY FUCKING CRAZY THEN...dude might be like...nah fuck that...he bang my 500lb mother...aint no way I am gonna fuck with dude :) Just for laughs brotha!

Peace, Love, and Happiness
 
he deserves the same treatment even if they had just split up you don't do that to your mate end of!!!!!!! if it were me i'd beat the pair of them, he's a mug if he don't
 
The Potologist said:
Well he might think you are REALLY FUCKING CRAZY THEN...dude might be like...nah fuck that...he bang my 500lb mother...aint no way I am gonna fuck with dude :) Just for laughs brotha!

Peace, Love, and Happiness
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haha that would be epic he just walks down in the morning sees her at the table
her: what are you doing here?
him: i just fucked your mom
her:.....what?
 
your buddy is better off with out that broad. i would (and have) pack all her shit and dump it on her folks lawn, change the locks on all the doors, and start fucking every one of her friends just for fun. and make sure you pipe down her friends right that way it gets back to her lol

as for the guy i would just punch him in the mouth and warn him that every time i see him in a bar or on the street hes gonna get another so it would be wise for him to walk the other way if he ever sees you again
 
irishwyrick said:
your buddy is better off with out that broad. i would (and have) pack all her shit and dump it on her folks lawn, change the locks on all the doors, and start fucking every one of her friends just for fun. and make sure you pipe down her friends right that way it gets back to her lol

as for the guy i would just punch him in the mouth and warn him that every time i see him in a bar or on the street hes gonna get another so it would be wise for him to walk the other way if he ever sees you again
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haha ya the guy well call him "bob: from now on relized what happened in the morning and he pretty much feels like shit about it so those too agreed that he gets to kick bob in the nuts with steal toes 10 time. personanly i think its a pretty good one considering A he thought they where broke up for like 3 mounths and B bob was pretty hammed at the time
 
get rid of her bro.

your deserve better than that..

I've been through this.. only once though. ;)

Once they cheat, you can almost bet that they're going to cheat again.

It's kinda like a serial killer you know.. they kill once.. and just keep doing it... because they don't know any better.

Well, this is kinda like that. In a way. ;) Very similar..

But yeah, since she's already broken your heart.. do yourself a favor.. and break it off man.

I know its hard.. believe me I know! But, she's already broken your heart.. her next move is to rip it out and stomp on it.

Before she gets the chance to make her next move.. to destroy you.. get rid of her.

That's my advice.. take it or leave it.. leave it.. and you'll more than likely regret not taking it.

Good luck my friend.. there are PLENTY of fish in the sea.. you'll find the one your suppose to be with eventually. ;)

Love has a way of finding itself.. ;)


peace everyone.
 
MrMeagadam said:
trust me dude just no lol the momma weighs probably 500 pounds and looks like the ass end of a rino lol .. in the end he would just be punishing himself if he did that
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Maybe he needs the punishment...for not pounding that bitch right and satisfying her.

Tell him to suck it up....cause if you do it right...a bitch ain't goin nowhere.
 
MrMeagadam said:
haha ya the guy well call him "bob: from now on relized what happened in the morning and he pretty much feels like shit about it so those too agreed that he gets to kick bob in the nuts with steal toes 10 time. personanly i think its a pretty good one considering A he thought they where broke up for like 3 mounths and B bob was pretty hammed at the time
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broke up or not, drunk or not, he was out of line and i wouldnt trust a snake like that. i would warn all of your other friends hes a snake and they can chill with him if they like but atleast they know what kind of guy there dealing with. i hate fuck head fake friends like this guy
 
MrMeagadam said:
trust me dude just no lol the momma weighs probably 500 pounds and looks like the ass end of a rino lol .. in the end he would just be punishing himself if he did that
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so.. worse than a grenade??

sounds like a fucking landmine.. :|

Neither of which are good..
 
Kodank Moment said:
Maybe he needs the punishment...for not pounding that bitch right and satisfying her.

Tell him to suck it up....cause if you do it right...a bitch ain't goin nowhere.
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oh he doesnt care about her anymore. its the fact she cheated on him no respect whatsoever there and where we live respect counts for ALOT. guy flips anouther guys cowboy hat off up here and you will get your face smashed in that secend lol.

ps nice pic lmao
 
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