GOOD Chuck Norris Jokes

W N L

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #21

Lol look what I have started...

 

MediMary

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #22

 

Mike Young

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #23

Chuck norris doesn't go swimming, water goes chuck norris-ing.

 

W N L

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #24

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, nightmares try and stay awake.

 

W N L

Active Member

• Mar 3, 2011

• #25

They once made
a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

 

Mike Young

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #26

When chuck norris takes a piss, he clogs up the toilet.

 

Slojo69

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #27

Chuck Norris once tried to kick himself in the face ... Wanna know what happens when someone who takes shit from noone then tries to give himself shit? 9/11

 

Mike Young

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• Mar 3, 2011

• #28

Slojo69 said:

Chuck Norris once tried to kick himself in the face ... Wanna know what happens when someone who takes shit from noone tries to give himself shit? 9/11

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Damn... That was the deepest Chuck Norris joke I ever heard.

 

W N L

Active Member

• Mar 8, 2011

• #29

There is no such thing is evolution, just a list of animals chuck Norris allows to live