Good excuse for a plant

What is a good excuse for the marijuana plant in its young stages. I know that i'd have to move it when the buds form but what could ii say if someone said that it looked like pot leaves?

New strain of lettuce. But the old stand by is its a tomato.

tomato plant rofl
man u definitely dont want anyone knowing about it

I kept my young plants in my mother in law's green house while we stayed there for a week. We told her it was Italian Basil. She over watered them.