Got caught and am on probation now, suggestions for alternatives?

Hello, this is my first post on these forums. I have been smoking pot since 2000, never been in any kind of trouble before. But about a month ago I had a suicide attempt where I jumped out a second story window. When the cops came to the house, they investigated the room I jumped from and they found a bong, several pipes, some one hitters, a bag of stem and a bag of seed. There was no weed, but they charged me with possession. I remember having my Miranda rights read to me when I was in the ER, it was really shitty. Stupidly, and because I just wanted it over with, I pled guilty to the charge and the judge gave me a choice between a suspended license or a restricted license with probation and community service. I opted for the latter, but now wish I just took the suspended license, because I realize, I'm not ready to quit smoking.

So I have been open and honest with the therapists, telling them I have been a daily smoker for at least 6 years. They know I won't pass my first few drug tests and they told me I probably won't be sent back to court for a failed drug test on my first round. They also said if I attend some substance abuse program, this may result in my probation being nullified. I can tell you, I am not worried about the restricted license or community service, but I am nervous about seriously stopping smoking altogether. I have gone from smoking 1/8 every 2 days with my wife to smoking 1/8 in a week with my wife, so they are happy I've slowed down that much, and I am, too.

What I'm trying to find is some alternative to weed, and I know legal buds usually suck, but it looks like that's my best bet to getting through drug tests over the next few months. In 2002, I purchased from a legal buds website and the stuff didn't get me high. I purchased probably 2 or 3 different strains before I just gave up and started getting weed. I did some searching today and found some reviews on Youtube. One review I found said betterbudz.com had some good stuff available for sample, but when I looked for the website, it was gone. My first thought was to look online for Valium, but I ended up looking for legal buds, either way you could get anything. What I need is a suggestion for a legal alternative, something that can get me high like weed, but can pass the drug tests that I'm scheduled for.

I apologize for the semi-long post, but I'm really stressed out and need something for the stress and anxiety. I'm also on antidepressants including abilify and wellbutrin, but they only help me with productivity. I still feel stressed out of my mind with these meds. Can someone please suggest something that might be able to help me? Are there detox kits that actually work that a drug test won't pick up on? I do have experience with fake urine, and I got a job once after getting fake urine, using a medicated heat pad to keep the bottle warm, and stuffing it in my pants. I'm not sure if I will be supervised during my drug tests, but I'm assuming that a drug test that I would have to submit to would be able to detect that it is not real urine. Also, I know it will be suspicious if I go in and I'm clean on my first drug test, so I don't plan on taking this route immediately. This can give me a chance to see if they will monitor me, I suppose.

Any help will be of great service. Thank you for listening.
 
You don't need an alternative. You need better therapists.
Is there a forum where I can actually get help? I'm really trying to get help here. I had a serious suicide attempt, its not like I'm just complaining for the sake of complaining? Did I just go to the wrong website? Wrong part of the forum? Anyone that can actually be helpful?
 

srh88

Well-Known Member
Is there a forum where I can actually get help? I'm really trying to get help here. I had a serious suicide attempt, its not like I'm just complaining for the sake of complaining? Did I just go to the wrong website? Wrong part of the forum? Anyone that can actually be helpful?
probation sucks but atleast youre not in jail.... you can stop smoking for a little, not so bad. find a new hobby. or you can smoke the first couple days after you see the PO so you got a while to get it out of your system.
also see what they test you with.. if its a dip stick test.. if you can afford it, get yourself some detox drinks
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Is there a forum where I can actually get help? I'm really trying to get help here. I had a serious suicide attempt, its not like I'm just complaining for the sake of complaining? Did I just go to the wrong website? Wrong part of the forum? Anyone that can actually be helpful?
Wow, what a failure you are, you couldn't even do that right.
What do you think about Tila? I hope she will be ok
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Is there a forum where I can actually get help? I'm really trying to get help here. I had a serious suicide attempt, its not like I'm just complaining for the sake of complaining? Did I just go to the wrong website? Wrong part of the forum? Anyone that can actually be helpful?
Maybe you need to go to youtube and search Alex Jones and watch his videos 4-8 hrs a day? Or speak with your doctor about Valium.
 

BigNate

Member
Haha. Man get some spice/incense. May not be the best thing for you health wise but it will sure get you high as hell. Make sure your state doesn't test for it though, I heard some are now.

SPICEEEEEEE. :p
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Is there a forum where I can actually get help? I'm really trying to get help here. I had a serious suicide attempt, its not like I'm just complaining for the sake of complaining? Did I just go to the wrong website? Wrong part of the forum? Anyone that can actually be helpful?
The general jackassery conceals the basic message: You're probably out of good options other than "do without". Jmo. cn
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
Sounds like you need to take a backseat with the drugs and focus on your overall health alittle more. I quit for acouple months back when I was in rehab ages ago. Not bad. As someone else said get a hobby. Might I suggest refinishing furniture. Will keep you busy for hours and days.
 

UncleNasty

Active Member
Haha. Man get some spice/incense. May not be the best thing for you health wise but it will sure get you high as hell. Make sure your state doesn't test for it though, I heard some are now.

SPICEEEEEEE. :p
He jumped out of a window,
and you're suggesting spice?




really? That shit already makes people jump out of windows....it's gonna make this guy jump out of anything and everything he finds...
 

BigNate

Member
He jumped out of a window,
and you're suggesting spice?




really? That shit already makes people jump out of windows....it's gonna make this guy jump out of anything and everything he finds...
Hahaha!!! Hey man dude said he wants to get high and this is a legal option in some states still. Your right its a mind trip from hell but if you can handle it you will be stoned.

Get you a sack of Spice and report back. ;-)
 

slowbus

New Member
here's my dumb comment~ give up the weed.Use the probation time to straighten out your head and your life.It will work.Take care of your wife.Life is not always nice,cool,or whatever but it does have a really strange sense of humor.Just go threw the steps.Day by day.Next time you feel like jumping,PM me.Or anytime you wanna vent brother.I'll give you a few reasons why it ain't so bad or a reason to stick around the crazy place.
 

rainman36

Well-Known Member
try K-2 spice,I had a partner on probation,and he smoked this shit with no problem for like 3 years.
 
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