growing weed in prison new help

this muthafucka wants to grow Weed in prison??? ahahahaha uz a krazy muthafucka!!!

Your going to get a serious reality check once you enter that prison buddy!

this foo is stupid

yeh it would be some funny shit

i think this foo is jus fuckin with everyone!! really who in they right state of mind would do some'ol dumb shit like that??

Ok its been done before, i have seen it on the news. Someone in the working department maintenance planted right infront of the building all hidden in the other plants............untell it got to big and someone saw it. I am looking on youtube for the video its gotta be on there. Good luck ill be watching the news and the thread.

LAX Skunky BwS said:

this foo is stupid

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no doubt....I can see why he's going to prison he's either retarted or just plain stupid

lol;its not like its my first time in jail i am 33years old and have done 12years on and off
i have sold drugs in jail made hooch took steriods in jail had a mobile phone in my cell
see weed grown when i was in young offenders.so its not all that.

its not like i want to grow weed to smoke....there are losts of drugs available
inside its just the thought that i got locked up for growing weed to"stop me"
then i grem a few seeds and plant them inside the jail.i guess the m finding
it is all part of it so then they know its been done....will piss them off

its not that hard. when i went to prison. i had a cell phone, access to drugs, hooked up with a female nurse, almost escaped twice.
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WAIT A MIUNIUTE!!! that wasn't me that was a Prison Break episode off TV. sorry sometimes i get confused.

just playing with ya. what would i know about prison. i do know the comment about getting all the equipment in your ass was hilarious.

what you planning to do. spread it around the yard. i dont see why that wouldn't work. at least till someone sees it. probaly wont last long but it would be a great FUCK YOU to the man. keep in mind its a felony to be caught with that shit in jail. but you probably know that.


why is he a idiot for getting popped. shit happens man. sometime you cause shit to happen on your own. without knowing his story how can you call him a idiot.

so tell us how you got busted? then i can tell you if your a idiot.

Yeah and it won't be easy growing under UK sun.

flashgee said:

i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?

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I would not touch this one with a 10 foot pole.
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It has let's make a deal written all over it.
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BEWARE !!!!!

ROFL thats not a very good idea buddy especially if they see YOU watering it every few days. Yeah they'll be pissed, but they are just gonna FUCK you. if this thread isnt a joke. than no man, not worth it

Stick an oz or two of seeds up your jacksy and go nuts. Your planting outside straight into the ground and probably with other plants nearby WTF do you need nutes for? It's not like your gonna get to smoke it!

You obviously are:- a) institutionalised having spent a third of your life behind bars or b) you suck at crime and are too thick to realise it.

Judging from this thread I'd say it's a little bit of a and a whole lot of b.

trichopath said:

this is so true! a friend of mine scoffed 4 seeds once and shat out a pound of finely manicured bud

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so..was it good shit or what?

And if you get caught tending it, you will be lookin at some extra time for sure.

howd you get busted? first time busted for cultivating? how long did you get?

its an extra felony dude.. wait till you get out

i have not been sent dow yet....i am up for sentencing for a few months.
and my ex girlfriend got me busted