Grumpy Old Fart

GOF

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Well, it's now legal to provide one's own medicine here now, and so I am grateful for that, but i must say that my heart is still heavy for the losses so many have endured. I largely dropped away when the OverGrow servers were seized back in - yeah yeah yeah . . . that scared the socks off me, and I'm still a bit frightened, or if you prefer - shell-shocked from decades of being beaten down for something that is quite a necessary medicine for me. My current living conditions are a testament to just how much damage the "War on Marijuana" has done - and I'm just one guy, with just one story.

I have heard that BOG passed away last December. I hope the rumor is greatly exaggerated.

Given the tight restraints on the number of plants I can keep, I am hoping to find a couple (IBL) cultivars that will serve me well.

I do sincerely hope there's a little grow journal in my immediate future. The "other" garden plants are doing well, and my kitchen smells of fresh herbs even when I'm not cooking - because they are growing there. Oregano - thyme - basil - etc.

I'm kinda blue today, so, yeah. That's about it - for now.
 

GOF

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Thank you both for the warm welcome, and very good medicine.

Mudballs - on point.

And the BarnBuster's sig . . . also - 100% on point.

@BarnBuster, I love the W.C. Fields quote, but I've always preferred a quote by Groucho Marx - "I'd rather have a bottle in from of me - than a frontal lobotomy."

@mudballs - um, wow - I've got nothing that compares. For sure, stay "you" mudballs. Also - please do breed. Have a LOT of offspring. That, or have yourself cloned multiple times, if that's possible - and faster. Keep in mind, we're not looking for faster MATURE versions of you. That would ruin the whole effort.

Eh. I'm not at all back to my self quite yet, so I'll keep working at it. The last 8 or maybe more like 12 or 14 years has been - pretty ruff, so it's a slow climb back up outta the ditch, and the latest in the shit-storm of humanity hasn't made a big re-bound very easy, but I AM still on the mend, and effort is worth every bit of effort it takes to make the effort, eh?

Anyhow - it's good to be here. Thanks for the welcome. It's much appreciated.
 
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GOF

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Thanks @Rozgreenburn. I've been the silly version of old fart, it's just not so easy right now because physical pain is sorta wearing me down. The kind words are in fact helpful though, so thank you very much for that! I'm curious to know, if anyone can tell me, if there are any events planned in western NY state. I'd be very interested in helping anyone that doesn't have any knowledge of gardening in general to "get their grow on." I'm not a guru or anything like that, so don't make that assumption - but as I stated before, I've been an avid gardener for 46 or my years, and like your sig says, there's a lot to be said for helping someone in need, then just walking away and staying "unknown" - "unidentified," then never speaking of it. As soon as I start breaking my own arm patting *myself* on the back, what WAS medicine for my soul turns to bitter poison that only makes me weak.

:/ Ask me how I know this.
 

GOF

Member
Sooooo - yeah. Here we are in a thread that's about everyone, and nobody all at the same time. {inhales sharpy and deeply}

Ahhhhhhhhhhh it's good to be back - maybe. Hmmmmm. Probably not.

Maybe?

Hmmmm. <Points to the coffee pot next to the refrigerator under the cabinet>

There's coffee right there. The spoon on top of the coffee maker STAYS on top of the coffee maker. After you stir your coffee, rinse the spoon AND SHAKE IT OFF, HARDER THAN YOU"D SHAKE YOUR PUD . . . and place it back on top of the coffee maker UPSIDE-DOWN so there isn't SHIT IN THE SUGAR!

Sugar is in the refrigerator, and the milk is in the cabinet - and if it's not, please pass me a number. <//////////////@

In other words - make yourself at home.

Wash the fucking dishes and sweep and mop the floor. This is MY ROOM, DAMN-IT - so if you don't like it, then - GET OUTTA MY ROOM!

~
gee . . . i dunno clem. do you think i came off a little harsh?

really?

hmmm. ya, you're right. you gotta lay down the law with these folks that apparently are under the impression that "it's perfectly okay to go around thinking for yourself all the time." sheesh.

yeah, i *** know, clem!!! *** did you see that one guy that came over and just pulled out his muddy balls? and what the fuck was that stuff on there?

no, i really don't think it was glitter clem. the guy ***was *** a sick-o - you're right - but glitter would be pretty fuckin' nuts, man.

where the fuck do these people come from?

very funny. yeah yeah. you're quite the comedian there clem.
<big sigh>
you know, clem, with all the shit you've seen me go through, would it be to much to ask that at least *you* stop fucking with me?

fuck you clem. your an asshole. that shit is *** not funny !!! ***

*** wilson !!! ***
*** wait up wilson !!! ***
*** wilson !!! !!! !!! ***
*** you can't take everything i say to heat wilson ***
*** *** *** don't leave me !!!!!!!! *** *** ***

<looks you dead in the eye>
<<< STARTLED as FUUUU-UUUUCK>

Oh.shit.Hi! Yup! There you are - standing right there listening or - you know - reading.
Yeahhhhhhhh, soooooo . . .
you saw that, hu?



***clem they fucking ***sawwwwwwww thaaaaaaat***
great. that's *** just great *** clem! ***
fuck fuck fuck what do we do fuck fuck fuck
now we're going to need a whole new name, and we're also going to have to find a new isp that doesn't have esp in their dna.
clem, why did you not ***say*** the internet was still fucking on?!

i've got it. we can just erase the internet.

no no. there's got to be a way.

heyyyyyyyy. have you ever seen that moving "oceans eleven?"

no clem, it is *** not bullshit *** - otherwise how would it have worked in "broken arrow."

yes you have. it's the one where vinnie barbarino steals nuclear missles and blows one up underground.

yes he *** di

clem, yes, they usually send missiles *** up *** - but in this one . . .

aw *** *** *** fuck clem *** *** *** the internet is still on . . . :( :( :(

oh, wait. look. it's okay. there are butterflies. see? butterflies clem.

no clem, i am not going to kiss you. asshole.
 
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Rozgreenburn

Well-Known Member
Sooooo - yeah. Here we are in a thread that's about everyone, and nobody all at the same time. {inhales sharpy and deeply}

Ahhhhhhhhhhh it's good to be back - maybe. Hmmmmm. Probably not.

Maybe?

Hmmmm. <Points to the coffee pot next to the refrigerator under the cabinet>

There's coffee right there. The spoon on top of the coffee maker STAYS on top of the coffee maker. After you stir your coffee, rinse the spoon AND SHAKE IT OFF, HARDER THAN YOU"D SHAKE YOUR PUD . . . and place it back on top of the coffee maker UPSIDE-DOWN so there isn't SHIT IN THE SUGAR!

Sugar is in the refrigerator, and the milk is in the cabinet - and if it's not, please pass me a number. <//////////////@

In other words - make yourself at home.

Wash the fucking dishes and sweep and mop the floor. This is MY ROOM, DAMN-IT - so if you don't like it, then - GET OUTTA MY ROOM!

~
gee . . . i dunno clem. do you think i came off a little harsh?

really?

hmmm. ya, you're right. you gotta lay down the law with these folks that apparently are under the impression that "it's perfectly okay to go around thinking for yourself all the time." sheesh.

yeah, i *** know, clem!!! *** did you see that one guy that came over and just pulled out his muddy balls? and what the fuck was that stuff on there?

no, i really don't think it was glitter clem. the guy ***was *** a sick-o - you're right - but glitter would be pretty fuckin' nuts, man.

where the fuck do these people come from?

very funny. yeah yeah. you're quite the comedian there clem.
<big sigh>
you know, clem, with all the shit you've seen me go through, would it be to much to ask that at least *you* stop fucking with me?

fuck you clem. your an asshole. that shit is *** not funny !!! ***

*** wilson !!! ***
*** wait up wilson !!! ***
*** wilson !!! !!! !!! ***
*** you can't take everything i say to heat wilson ***
*** *** *** don't leave me !!!!!!!! *** *** ***

<looks you dead in the eye>
<<< STARTLED as FUUUU-UUUUCK>

Oh.shit.Hi! Yup! There you are - standing right there listening or - you know - reading.
Yeahhhhhhhh, soooooo . . .
you saw that, hu?



***clem they fucking ***sawwwwwwww thaaaaaaat***
great. that's *** just great *** clem! ***
fuck fuck fuck what do we do fuck fuck fuck
now we're going to need a whole new name, and we're also going to have to find a new isp that doesn't have esp in their dna.
clem, why did you not ***say*** the internet was still fucking on?!

i've got it. we can just erase the internet.

no no. there's got to be a way.

heyyyyyyyy. have you ever seen that moving "oceans eleven?"

no clem, it is *** not bullshit *** - otherwise how would it have worked in "broken arrow."

yes you have. it's the one where vinnie barbarino steals nuclear missles and blows one up underground.

yes he *** di

clem, yes, they usually send missiles *** up *** - but in this one . . .

aw *** *** *** fuck clem *** *** *** the internet is still on . . . :( :( :(

oh, wait. look. it's okay. there are butterflies. see? butterflies clem.

no clem, i am not going to kiss you. asshole.
Wow, Clem reminds me of Bert, goes wherever I go, steals my brownies, hides my pipe and knocks my ashtray over. If he wasn't so good at trimming, I'd go off on my own, but I'm sure the little dick would show my wife the huge seed collection as soon as I left. Damnit, Bert, I was saving that brownie
Me , that's who, don't piss off my wife again...
 

GOF

Member
Huge seed collection? <perk>

ROZGREENBURN old buddy old pal . . . . Bert's an asshole, but you can't get rid of him until you have - a Captain Caveman to replace him. Bert should meet Clem. Clem Kadiddle-hopper is best friend to Harvey the Rabbit, and that's where the whole damned thing gets - well Harvey is invisible, which freaks me out more than just a little. Clem is at least visable TO ME, which keeps the reality in check.

Fucking reality. Man, I tell ya, it's all - you know - way too real. Totally blows.

Reality is for people that can't handle weed.
 

Rozgreenburn

Well-Known Member
Bro, I like the way you perceive what others call reality. Bert refuses to speak with Harvey, the last time they played together, Bert went back into rehab, I said that I would look out for him, but then remembered that the big bastard is invisible. He will be my Kobiashi Muru.
Weed is for people who can't handle reality! Personally, I got no time for that, unless I fix my TARDIS :confused:...
 

StonedGardener

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Huge seed collection? <perk>

ROZGREENBURN old buddy old pal . . . . Bert's an asshole, but you can't get rid of him until you have - a Captain Caveman to replace him. Bert should meet Clem. Clem Kadiddle-hopper is best friend to Harvey the Rabbit, and that's where the whole damned thing gets - well Harvey is invisible, which freaks me out more than just a little. Clem is at least visable TO ME, which keeps the reality in check.

Fucking reality. Man, I tell ya, it's all - you know - way too real. Totally blows.

Reality is for people that can't
 

GOF

Member
So, then there's the following. Before I go any further, I'd absolutely LOVE to help this lady have a "Very new and different experience surrounding using her body to have really NEW sensations that I don't think she knows are possible," but - that she'd have to set aside a rather large block of time to really get the "full effect."

I know - what a pig I am. Toxic even. :) I think she's REALLY pretty, but, I suspect her interests include "not my type," or at least, this is what she's been led to believe.

Anyhow - it starts getting REALLY fun when the "Classical Correctness" inspires her to go into full "teacher mode" (which i painfully relate to - because I've been "that person" too) "Okay - I need to get my flute out! There's something I want to say about the pinkie!

--- shut up harvey. the subform is CALLED, "introduce yourself," and I'm just following DIRECTIONS, and I'm a VERY COMPLICATED PERSON - so YEAH, it fucking TAKES a while to even scratch the SURFACE of my special uniqueness!!

So, yeah - it's worth the time to watch the whole thing. Don't sell yourself short. YOU came to ME so - yeah - it's YOUR OWN FAULT that you're wasting time reading the diary of a fucking madman that's about as unique as french fries in an American Fast Food joint.

Sheesh.

But, yeah, I start laughing my ass off, (or LMAO - as the kids say these days) at 2:12 - and then - the snort - and the reaction - from there on I am lost. :)

Freedom Fries 4 LIFE!

Oh, yeah . . . the link justifying my continued incessant rant about - what - which social media site is this supposed to be?

Ok ok. LINKIE! Wait for it . . . okay now!


@4:25 <blown away> woohhh! <even swoons a little>

OKAY! THERE it IS THE PINKIE! THE PINKIE! THE PINKIE! WOAH! That's BAD. VERY VERY BAD! 4 minutes to WHOPNER! Whoh! Ut oh! Charlie Babbit! 4 minutes to Whopner! And then it will start without us - and of course by then it'll be entirely TOO LATE! Too late to watch Judge Whopner!

<<< GOF laughs in a fit of uncontrolled mirth >>>
 
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