Ha Ha Ha Get A Load Of What Happened To Me Today

This was back in 71 so things were a LOT looser. We had spent the day at a nude beach and got all of our cloths wet. It was cold so when we got back to the car we took off our wet cloths and decided to ride back nude. When we got pulled over my buddy got out of the car while pulling up his pants and when the cop flashed his light into my lap to see if I was armed all he saw was my gun. (like in this is my rifle this is my gun...) He must of thought my wife was give complimentary hand jobs or somthing. He didn't ask me to get out of the car. My buddy, who is now a successful lawyer, explained that it wasn't illegal to be nude in a car. (it wasn't in 1970 but probably is illegal now) The cop agreed and since I didn't appear to be drunk he let me go with a littering ticket which at the time I was happy to pay. My Buddy argued the case in court and we won. After all we didn't litter. We just poured a liquid from a car. Officer George Sharp wasn't very happy and I'm sure he never let another nude litter bug slide again. To this day we call highway 80 west of Auburn, the George Sharp Freeway.
 
Lol one of the times i was lighting a stogue and somehow the my hair blew over the flame outta nowhere. This other time i was hitting a bong i was so high i lit it backwards and my hair was more than long enough to reach the lighter. My hair literally had flames on it. I was shaking burnt hair of my head for the rest of the night.
 
One time I set my hair on fire with a joint. I was holding it for a second (It was my joint filled with my weed, so I can hold it for a second if I fucking like) and I didn't realize how long my hair was getting (It was in the middle of my back at the time). All of a sudden I smelled a non-weed smell and saw little flames starting to spread. Luckily I had my favorite hoodie nearby (100% hemp, baby!) and managed to smother it out. I took a victory hit and quickly passed the J after that.
 
OMG!!!! That really sucks. I would have freaked.
DumpsterKeeper said:
I was ultra broke one time. I had a dub my friend gave to me as a charity high and I didn't even have a lighter (my bic had just run out of juice). So I had some kitchen matches, I lit up a bowl with my face hanging right over the bong. I moved the match away as the bud began to cherry like usual, but I forgot that matches don't go out until you blow them out and ended up setting my hair on fire.

Word of advice to stoners: Though long hair makes you look like a rock star and adds to your credibility in weed-related conversations, it can be hazardous.
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Once when we were kids and my parents went away, we had a big party with booze and smokables. It was one of many great parties but one morning we were doing hot knives and the person holding the knives slipped and I ended up getting the hot knife in the face.
Ouch!
Well not only did it hurt but I had this knife impression on my face for months. I still have a bit of the scar there as a memory. :roll:
 
dude,..i blew a nitrous hit out (fat one) towards my friend who at this exact moment lit a bowl,.....the vapors caught the lighter,....flames engulfed us both,..mostly me,..as the flame crawled all the way to my face.
damn scary.
 
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