Ha Ha..it's He-Man"tis" my new grow partner

honkeytown

honkeytown

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I was mowing my lawn today and this guy hopped on my shoulder....so I walked into my growroom and brushed him onto the plants...he immediately hopped on the connies...lol...i figure I will either see him dead in a few days, crawling around my house having wars with my cat...or...on the plants making sure they are healthy... ha so yeah...i named him He-Mantis:mrgreen:
 
SumDumGuy

SumDumGuy

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honkeytown said:
I was mowing my lawn today and this guy hopped on my shoulder....so I walked into my growroom and brushed him onto the plants...he immediately hopped on the connies...lol...i figure I will either see him dead in a few days, crawling around my house having wars with my cat...or...on the plants making sure they are healthy... ha so yeah...i named him He-Mantis:mrgreen:
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That's a healthy female man - wow just look at that size. I drop lady bugs in mine when I find 'em...
 
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deeznuts

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You could tell that much about a praying mantis (female) from a picture. Can you look at a picture of my balls and tell if i'm Fertile?
 
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deeznuts

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It is a good omen, I visited Asia once and they ate every frickin thing there but mantises. They considered them too good luck to eat them. Good Luck!
 
SumDumGuy

SumDumGuy

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deeznuts said:
You could tell that much about a praying mantis (female) from a picture. Can you look at a picture of my balls and tell if i'm Fertile?
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I'm really into nature bra and the smaller mantis is usually the male. Fems are much larger MUCH. They usually eat their mates after sex... As for telling if you're fertile.. Nah I don't need a pic bra. Your wife already told me ;-)

PS I'll try and have her home by 9. She tells me it's meatball Tuesday. But she won't be having any though cause I think she's all meatballed out ;-)
 
skatterman420

skatterman420

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SumDumGuy said:
I'm really into nature bra and the smaller mantis is usually the male. Fems are much larger MUCH. They usually eat their mates after sex... As for telling if you're fertile.. Nah I don't need a pic bra. Your wife already told me ;-)

PS I'll try and have her home by 9. She tells me it's meatball Tuesday. But she won't be having any though cause I think she's all meatballed out ;-)
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ouch kiss-ass
 
honkeytown

honkeytown

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well....I am surprised...he is just chillin in the shower area....soakin up the light. crazy he-mantis. I hope he brings good luck....and death to all spidermites! :twisted:
 
KushKing949

KushKing949

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i found a praying mantis yesterday i named him manny and hes chillin in my 4 plants outside eatin bugs so its all good
 
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