Hair Follicle Drug Test :(

so i have to take one for a job i pretty much have, but this test is standing in my way... i bought a box of Zydot Ultra Clean, it's suppost to break down the outer wall of the hair and remove the wastes and detectible shit. so i was wondering if anyone has used this before, and how it did or didn't work.
HELLLLP!

Hmm actually one of my friends just used this for a test at gm....it does not work from his experience. They burn your hair and the hair gives off gases that detects mary jane, but good luck and sorry it wasn't good news :/

shave your head before they can get to you easyist way to pass that kinda test in my mind

Just don't do it.. if enough people protest this kind of invasion of ones privacy then maybe they will stop trying to impose it on us!!!

Fuck drug tests - ask me to pee in a cup and I'll fill it with my feces.

lmao ok....

I was told by my employer that the test is ten times more accurate than a urine test, they pluck head hair or body hair, and it shows useage for the last 9 months or more.

I head there is a cannabanoid pill for pain management. If you take it, the results of any drug test are invalidated. I believe some people get their docs to write a script for them. Then the employer cannot use your results.

yeah try and get that scip though. First things first how long has it been since you smoked? Next go to a beauty supply store and ask for a hair stripping shampoo. The strongest they have. Tell the clerk what its for. Manscape every hair on your body to 1/4" then use the stripping shampoo on every hair on your body. Good luck.

i smoke everyday lol... i bought the ultra clean stuff, thinking about buying 2 to be safe. the ultra clean is supposed to be ia hair stripping shampoo, at least thats whay it says it does, takes off the outer layer and cleans the toxins inside. do you think the beauty shop brand is stronger or better?

anyone else have suggestions?

yes the ave stronger at the beauty supply tell em what you have to do they know what to get you.

i'm pretty tight with the lady who cuts my hair so i'll ask her. you think it'll work?

tell them atleast its not crack

Just shave your head bald and then buy a wig that look just like your old hair style.
When you get to the test finally emotionally admit that you have gone bald and were to embarrassed that work colleagues would find out that you kept it a secret

natmoon said:

Just shave your head bald and then buy a wig that look just like your old hair style.
When you get to the test finally emotionally admit that you have gone bald and were to embarrassed that work colleagues would find out that you kept it a secret

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I like this one, lol

Get a freakin wig

Shave it all. I was a competitive cyclist for a while. Always shaved my legs, sometimes arms (when you eat shit in a race the hair gets ground into your skin, shave it be happy). Use that as your excuse (frankly if someone wanted to hair test me... I am not working for them as they are wasting MASS SUMS OF MONEY). I don't get it... why do they test factory workers so damn much?!?!?! Punching a button is not hard, as for the safety side of it, they still seem to chop off arms here and there, drugs or not.

Yeah and just let them pull some hair out of the wig to test.

most wigs ar synthetic, and real hair wigs are very expensive. Your best bet is the beauty supply shop not your stylist.

i knew i was gonna have this drug test, however up unitll the interview i was expecting it to be a pee test.... then during the interview... "call me back if you're still interested, and you'll have an extensive hair follicle test, and the rest of the new employee work." after i heard her say that all i could think about for the rest of the interview was that fucking test.

i knew the wig wouldn't work because like dankie said they're not usually real hair.

what happens if i quit smoking now, and get a few hair cuts within the time i take the test? will it be clean? say i get 2 haircuts over the period of not smoking, and eventually cutting all of the old hair off? i heard it's possible to be hired before taking the test, and prolonging the test date.

and thanks for everyones input so far! much needed.

I was told the results go back 9 months. So if you have short hair, the THC is coming out of your fat cells. Nothing you can do about it.

mockingbird131313 said:

I was told the results go back 9 months. So if you have short hair, the THC is coming out of your fat cells. Nothing you can do about it.

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True....but I think they check for 3 months.