tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
Well, it's that time of year again. It's gonna be a COLD one in Chicago, may not make it out of the 30s f. Just ten days ago I was out busking in 80 degree weather, crazy. A popular saying here is that if you don't like the weather, just wait 15 minutes. Another popular saying is you have an excellent chance of being murdered. I'm probably going to a buddy's club for a Halloween party, but I don't know what I'm gonna do for a costume. I'm thinking Trump, can't get much scarier if you think about it. It'll be a great excuse to grab women's crotches in a socially acceptable way (relax, baby. It's satire)... I'll probably stand no chance of getting laid this way, but I'm pretty tired from a marathon frolf game yesterday whilst downing about a 12 pack of PBR (yuck). What are your plans? Please share 'em, and any ghoulish delights you care to post. It's Satan's birthday, after all. Halloween makes Jesus cry...