Happy Effin Valentines Day, RIU!!

To all my stoner buddies here on RIU, I just wanna say.....

come back in 12 days...

I think that picture is saying he hates roll it up---he killed the love?

Yeah you too

but really, who wants to be stalked by a creepy ass naked baby?

First off, I am a chic. Beotch and damn proud of my pussy.

Second, I would NEVER kill the love. Stupid ass stepford romance bullshit, hell yes, and dance on the ashes. But love? Never.

I know I am early, but with my computer situation I mite not be ON in 12 days, so I had to get a jump on it.

Kant, you are so friggin funny.




And Tips - this one is for you, baby!

Little chocolate hearts and weed for all!

Stoney has the good stuff.

On Valentines day I'm going to, get freaky with my hubby then I'm going to; sit on my ass, not cook any meals, not do any laundry, I'm going to smoke bongs and relax all day.

I do not wish for my man to buy me anything, we're beyond needing material tokens of love. If he must buy me something, I'll take a nice bag of dank and a dark chocolate bar.

Indeedy!

puffdamagikdragon said:

Stoney has the good stuff.

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I'll probably give the old man some head.The kids will get chocolate hearts.Other than that, I don't do anything for valentine's day.

misshestermoffitt said:

On Valentines day I'm going to, get freaky with my hubby then I'm going to; sit on my ass, not cook any meals, not do any laundry, I'm going to smoke bongs and relax all day.

I do not wish for my man to buy me anything, we're beyond needing material tokens of love. If he must buy me something, I'll take a nice bag of dank and a dark chocolate bar.

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Stoney McFried said:

Little chocolate hearts and weed for all!

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oh man what about a thc laced chocolate fondue? ....the only drawback is you'd have a bunch of stoned people with an open flame, which is probably not the best idea but it would be a delicious one.

Happy valentines day! the one day it's not creepy to stalk someone wearing only a loin cloth and a brandishing a bow and arrow.

Doesn't Ted Nugent do that every day?

Kant said:

Happy valentines day! the one day it's not creepy to stalk someone wearing only a loin cloth and a brandishing a bow and arrow.

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Stoney McFried said:

Doesn't Ted Nugent do that every day?

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true, but he's creepy.....and yet....

where's my damn candy?.... oh well i'm getting Wendy's...
damn near out of pot though.

Happy V-D

Got laid, ate steak, smoking bongs, life is good.

High five!Shoulda rode him till he lost feeling in his legs!

misshestermoffitt said:

Happy V-D

Got laid, ate steak, smoking bongs, life is good.

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Time limits......... we were barely dressed when our son showed up. People really need to learn how to call first