help with UA (Urinal Analysis)

Hello, my name is edger and i been smoking weed for over 2 years already...... shit i gotta say enjoy smoking.... anyways well im 17 and im from california.. well i stopped smoking on 12.1.08 because im going to boot camp on 1.15.09 (the same day im going to get tested). anyways on 12.31.08 and on 1.2.09 i smoked again and like i said im going to get tested on 1.15.09 so i only have 14 days (two weeks) to clean my system. i been drinking lots of water, i been eating carriots, drinking cranberry juice. and i started running because i really really need to be negative on my UA. some people tell me that it only takes 2 weeks to clean the system and some other people tell me that it lasts 30 days... does anyone knows how many time it takes and what can i do to clean my body from it? thank you

I heard it takes 30 days.. Drink loads of water .I cant suggest anything to "cheat" a drug test ( I dont even know anything ) though, sry. Good luck in the service and stay safe.

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im sure you will be fine. 15 days is a good time to get clean since you haven't smoked that much. when my brother joined the navy he failed his drug test. they told him to go home for the weekend drink a gallon of water a day and return monday..well he passed it. fuckers told him how to pass it. haha. he cleaned himself in 3 days. u'll be alright just don't smoke anymore until then.

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Run like crazy, drink tons of water, and take some Niacin pills from a RiteAid or Longs.

Okay, first off, dont take Niacin!!! You have to take such a large amount of it that not only is it a deaad give away (from the side effect of REDDDD cheeks, even if you aren't fair-skinned, as well as a couple of other side effects). Secondly, THC is stored in your fat content. "well, I only have 7% body fat, so I'm good". True to an extent. Your brain is a big fatty organ, if you have a high metabolism, as well as low body fat, stay off of the high fat foods, even natural fats. Stay away from nuts! They have an incredible fat content (are you going into the navy? if so, you can have all the nuts you want whem you get in!) Go ahead and exercise more than normal, you goddamn better well be any way, if you are planning on trying to either defend me or defend AGAINST me! Keep drinkin water, and dont take ANYTHING that is "test proof". Best of luck to ya and smoke a couple mother fuckers for me. I got too many violent felonies to join. I stand behind those that serve ONLY because I CANNOT stand beside them!

my brother sorry to hear youre goin in but through heavy experience,and im almost 60,Ive been on methadone programs,prison,court ordered,urinalisis,LISTEN TO ME: IT TAKES #) DAYS EVEN IF YOU DRANK @ GALLONS OF WATER A DAY.Weed is the hardest drug to get out of youre system.Shit, smack,morphine,coke,all those heavys less than a week.And dont watch these stupid movies that people get kids urine and inject it up thier penis rite before they go for test.Forget about vinegar,gold seal pills,and anything else on the market,you need a month,even if it was only a joint,just tryin to help a brother.1:00am-1/11 peace-out tycoon777

Sorry bro made a mistake on my message, 30 days evenif it was only a joint. 1:00am-1/11 forget bout over the counter shit or viegar.1:00am-1/11 peace tycoon777

tycoon777 said:

my brother sorry to hear youre goin in but through heavy experience,and im almost 60,Ive been on methadone programs,prison,court ordered,urinalisis,LISTEN TO ME: IT TAKES #) DAYS EVEN IF YOU DRANK @ GALLONS OF WATER A DAY.Weed is the hardest drug to get out of youre system.Shit, smack,morphine,coke,all those heavys less than a week.And dont watch these stupid movies that people get kids urine and inject it up thier penis rite before they go for test.Forget about vinegar,gold seal pills,and anything else on the market,you need a month,even if it was only a joint,just tryin to help a brother.1:00am-1/11 peace-out tycoon777

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This guy is right, weed does take the longest, but it is not a mandatory month! Trust me, I been smokin and takin UA's since I was 10, and on both counts, if I wanted to pass a UA on weed, I know my metabolism!

so this means that no matter what i do im not gonna pass the UA?
i mean is two weeks already

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just smoke more weed and dont join the man

edgerloccs said:

so this means that no matter what i do im not gonna pass the UA?
i mean is two weeks already

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I have no idea as to what your body fat content or metabolism are, so there is no way that I could guarantee that

I dont know what kind of money you have to work with but this shit works i have the pills that you can take anytime to MAsk your test, you wont be able to in boot camp cuz i have been there and they make you pull your pants down and piss in front of the person. www.detoxlabs.com but they have stuff on there that is gaurenteed to have you clean in 5 days clear of all TOXINS. It does not take 30 days for it to get out of your system, depending on your wieght, and activity level, and as far as the NIACIN goes it does not work, i have bought the PISS TESTS from ebay that test up to the FEDERAL cutoff limit that the military uses to test there personell. If you do get the NIACIN get the FLUSH FREE Kind so your skin is not on FIRE believe me that shit sucks its like a sunburn from the inside out!

edgerloccs said:

Hello, my name is edger and i been smoking weed for over 2 years already...... shit i gotta say enjoy smoking.... anyways well im 17 and im from california.. well i stopped smoking on 12.1.08 because im going to boot camp on 1.15.09 (the same day im going to get tested). anyways on 12.31.08 and on 1.2.09 i smoked again and like i said im going to get tested on 1.15.09 so i only have 14 days (two weeks) to clean my system. i been drinking lots of water, i been eating carriots, drinking cranberry juice. and i started running because i really really need to be negative on my UA. some people tell me that it only takes 2 weeks to clean the system and some other people tell me that it lasts 30 days... does anyone knows how many time it takes and what can i do to clean my body from it? thank you

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But honestly man, if you stopped smoking for 30 days then on the 31st of dec and 2 of jan you smoked...how much did you smoke? If it was only a few tokes your GOOD DUDE, i swear on it, if your still nervous go to walmart and get a THC test, or the 5 dip panel they sell there its like 20 bucks tho and if you have only done weed its kinda a waste to get the 5 drug test panel but you dont have time to get drug tests from ebay. Good luck man. But i think your good!! just dont smoke anymore!!!

well if u know when ur going to take the test i have used fruit pectin shit taste horrible u drink that with 32 oz of water then another 32 oz of water and piss once or 2x before ur test and rember mid stream has the least amount of intoxicants that show up and yes keep drinking cranberry juice and running as much as u can with all of those u should be ok good luck

edit good thought on buying test at walmart though just so u know the lab test are alot more accurate then the walmart test

my brother, you need 4 weeks forget bout vinegar,overthecountershit,gold seal pills,4 gallons a day in water,looks like you might have to sprain youre ankle,ya know.I been around a long fukin time youre youngg enough to be my grandson and i would not bullshit you and dont listen to these other fukin lowlifes,call me anytime. 1/12 tycoon777

well i gave it all to you and i hope you listen you just need a little injury that will last for 2-3 weeks,dont listen to anyone.1/12 tycoon777

Let me tell you if you are goin in for a 2 year stint dont bother,BUT if you are goig to make a career out of it I say DO IT ,but you need 2-3 weeks. 1/12 tycoon777

A little ankle sprain should keep them off your back for 3 weeks but let them see you w/crutches, I wish i had more for you but this is the honest truth and dont listen to these wackos who never had to give urines especially when you DONT know. tycoon777

there are so many things, fake a lower back sprain go to hospital and get xrays to cover and it wont show if the nerves in youre back were slighly bothered,sprained ankle but the lower back is the best and YOU DO NEED @_# WEEKS to be safe.1/12 tycoon777